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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
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The fact that Tails Gets Trolled never won an Ignatz is proof that that award is meaningless
January 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The fact that Tails Gets Trolled never won an Ignatz is proof that that award is meaningless
thought for years that there was one internet famous pallas’s cat named Manul, but can you blame me when they write about them like this…
December 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
thought for years that there was one internet famous pallas’s cat named Manul, but can you blame me when they write about them like this…
black cut off tank top with “reticent” in rhinestones across the front
December 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
black cut off tank top with “reticent” in rhinestones across the front
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
if I worked in a customer service job I would be so good at politely but very firmly telling people they can’t bring their dogs into the store
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 PM
if I worked in a customer service job I would be so good at politely but very firmly telling people they can’t bring their dogs into the store
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Yeah man this is like my eighth rodeo. I'm just really stupid
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Yeah man this is like my eighth rodeo. I'm just really stupid
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
land slugs must feel sooo inadequate in comparison to sea slugs 😂
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
land slugs must feel sooo inadequate in comparison to sea slugs 😂
listening to eminem while hangry to complete the white boy ritual
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 PM
listening to eminem while hangry to complete the white boy ritual
made a cool 25.75 at the buffalo exchange, might be making me evil
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
made a cool 25.75 at the buffalo exchange, might be making me evil
narrowly missed buying one of the contaminated bags of carrots in the current massive organic carrot recall, I’ll be honest, would have been an objectively funny way to die
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
narrowly missed buying one of the contaminated bags of carrots in the current massive organic carrot recall, I’ll be honest, would have been an objectively funny way to die
pronouncing the name of this app like the Basque province of Biscay
November 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
pronouncing the name of this app like the Basque province of Biscay
two gay flight attendants on this airplane having a conversation about foraging for morels
January 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
two gay flight attendants on this airplane having a conversation about foraging for morels
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i know a guy who actually got his heights wuthered and he is NOT ok! so no, i don’t “read books”
November 9, 2023 at 2:52 AM
i know a guy who actually got his heights wuthered and he is NOT ok! so no, i don’t “read books”
I don’t know what I expected from washington dc but it’s 55 degrees outside and someone is wearing a canada goose
October 10, 2023 at 1:25 PM
I don’t know what I expected from washington dc but it’s 55 degrees outside and someone is wearing a canada goose
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This remains my favourite exhibit title of all time
October 7, 2023 at 6:50 PM
This remains my favourite exhibit title of all time
went in the chicago ralph lauren store, I fear it has left a mark or taint on my soul that will never be expunged
September 28, 2023 at 9:24 PM
went in the chicago ralph lauren store, I fear it has left a mark or taint on my soul that will never be expunged