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A pair of corvids in a man costume.
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force-feeding you the sign that reads "all models are wrong but some are useful" until you Get It
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pack isn't necessarily obviously wrong if you're emphasising the wild hunt. Family is sensible for a group related by lines of descent but I'd prefer "brood" which feels more animalistic and emphasises that their primary relationship is reproductive rather than caring.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your problem is that whilst they reproduce, they're deeply individualist. They don't group, so there isn't a group noun.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The IOC did away with sex testing the last time in 1999, after thirty years of work from experts explaining all of its flaws and harms. Hear more on that and many other cycles of this premise on Tested: www.tested-podcast.com
TESTED – A surprising history of women’s sports
www.tested-podcast.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
There's an "In Memoriam" page in the most recent guard codex with half of it redacted to provide for a plausible return.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Would that the be case of Arkell vs. Pressdram?
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I've not got a journal article, but I can absolutely personally vouch for Gower salt marsh lamb, it's genuinely briny.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Haha, fair, we've only been to Malta once before and we relied on getting Bolt everywhere!

Obviously every year of a convention is different, but was there anything that was particularly memorable that we should do?
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's our first time! We're coming from Wales to vend. Any recommendations?
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I've written half a short story about fairy lawyers, mind if I steal this case for another one?
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Using nail varnish to paint my space marines because they've got the coolest colours.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We got stopped coming back from Cologne due to suspicious pattern embossed rolling pin that can't be longer than six inches.
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"

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November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
You jape, but I recently had a can of Monster Watermelon Reserve. Apparently they hold back some of the Monster harvest for additional conditioning!

www.monsterenergy.com/en-gb/energy...
Monster Energy Reserve Watermelon | Monster Energy Products
MONSTER® RESERVE WATERMELON CARBONATED WATERMELON FLAVOUR ENERGY DRINK WITH TAURINE, GINSENG, L-CARNITINE, CAFFEINE AND B VITAMINS WITH SUGARS AND SWEETENER.
www.monsterenergy.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM