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I have no idea why so many people follow me. Maybe I should start a cult to the Great Old Ones or something.
@drgonzo123.bsky.social Finally, a politico who outright admits that US fascism isn't coming, it's already here.
Merkley: "What we've seen is that democracies no longer die bc men w/guns go in and take it over. Instead, it's electeds who erode the separation of power. If you have a rubber-stamp Congress & courts that deliver more power to the executive, suddenly you have an authoritarian state. It's here now."
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Holy freaking shit. The levels of stupidity and incompetence. How did Halligan ever manage to land a law degree? Either a bribe, blackmail, or nepo baby coddling I'm guessing because nothing else makes sense.
Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Much better than a zombie on your lawn.

Unless it's a Halloween decoration.
there’s a tiny turtle in my yard!
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is literally THE worst insult to cartoons that I have ever seen. They do NOT deserve that kind of shade.

Okay, maybe except Griffith.
Pete Hegseth was on Fox on Saturday mornings because he's a cartoon.
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yeah, feeling this in my soul.
2025 in a nutshell
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Remember when Chapelle was still considered anti-establishment?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fellow Canuck here. Never had one. Free Palestine.
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ah, yes, entirely typical newsday in this worsening hellscape.
September 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So, about this whole Rapture thing...
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The kids are alright.
Hundreds of students - across both public + charter schools -organized walkout + march on Trump Tower against ICE in #Chicago.

"Chicago students walked out of class and traveled downtown to protest increased immigration arrests and enforcement outside of Trump Tower. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Chicago students protest ICE outside Trump Tower
Chicago students walked out of class and traveled downtown to protest increased immigration arrests and enforcement outside of Trump Tower.
www.cbsnews.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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We're currently at 88% funding, y'all! Almost there! Please support and spread the word about the Kickstarter!
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September 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So, just so we're completely clear on the matter:
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
French speaker here, I'd say "maîtrise de la pisse" likely better translates to "piss mastery". YMMV on whether or not it sounds better or worse.
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Those... fucking GHOULS. The bodies are barely cool and they're already spinning it in favor of a KNOWINGLY BLATANTLY ILLEGAL attempt to put trans people in camps to be poked and prodded by Mengele and Ishii wannabes. There have been TWO trans school shooters. How many non-trans shooters that makes?
August 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is definitely one of the best satires I've seen on either issue.
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So, someone who I have no idea who they are, @stanton(dot)bsky(dot)social, blocked me. Anyone can tell me what they're about? 'Cause I sure have no clue.
August 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is funny to me because I have the exact opposite "problem" - I can't figure out why I have so many followers when I'm not even trying to actually build a following. Literally hundreds of followers and I have zero idea why except for a tiny minority of mostly mutual follows.
“I can’t figure out how to build followers on this platform” well there’s your problem. followership on bluesky is not based on effort, it’s a form of punishment being exacted on either you or (in Jerry’s case) your followers
August 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM