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PaintsPlastic
@paintsplastic.bsky.social
Painter of Plastic miniatures. Professional Idiot.

Kitbasher.

Enjoyer of Chaos, Xenos and Bourbon.

#Turnip28 #necromunda #inq28

No politics. Just plastic.

https://paintsplastic.xyz

https://www.twitch.tv/paintsplastic
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2025 Goals:

Paint three armies.
Me: "Hi yes, I'd like to order some positivity and hope for the future please?"

Them: "oooh sorry, all we can offer you is existential fear and dread, but we do offer those on a payment plan"
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Fuck it, let's do this. Be the change you want to see in the world and all that.

Post your pinks & reds! if it's got more R than it does G or B, if it's got more M than C Y or K, it belongs in this thread!

#nerdlings #art #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminiatures #oldhammer
March 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Clients: we want to get the best value from your time during this engagement.

Also clients: Join this daily 1 hour call at 9:30 to pointlessly discuss the previous days findings.

Someone shoot me please. It's the only way to make it stop.
March 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
So this happened.

🤓
March 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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OH SHIT HE'S DOING THE THING
March 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So...

How is everyone else's day going?
March 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ahh balance data slates.

That wonderful time where everyone in the #warhammercommunity pretends that they are a hard-core tournament player that is going to be absolutely ruined because a unit went up by 10 points.

Wonderful stuff.
March 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Morning folks
March 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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My greatest achievement! Bronze in the Warhammer 40,000 Vehicle & Monster category at Golden Demon Germany 2007.
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Good Morning bsky.

This classical playlist seems apt for the current times.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDv...
Classical Music for When You’re Slowly Going Insane
YouTube video by HALIDONMUSIC
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Warhammer Community: "FUCK RESIN, RESIN SUCKS"

Also Warhammer Community: "Oh sick, new Necromunda mini, LETSGOOO!"

Also also Warhammer Community: "Just get a 3D printer bro, fuck GW"

Me knowing what material a 3D printer uses:
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
March 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I am awake, I am logged into the warhammer website, and I am ready to buy some Emperors Children.
March 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Jawas are diversifying #starwars
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My Posse? Mashed Out.
My Circle? Perfect.
My Quests? Called by Tribes.
February 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"Blobby, blobby, blobby!"
"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth."
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Liverpool FC are not playing football this weekend, which means it's going to be a very #warhammerweekend.

I have BIG plans, I will likely fail to complete even 50% of them, but the plans remain BIG!
February 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Roll 2 D12 for your successor chapter

1. Angel
2. Dark
3. Blood
4. Space
5. Knight
6. Black
7. White
8. Ultra
9. Silver
10. Warrior
11. Iron
12. Skull

1. Brassicas
2. Lubricant
3. Plugs
4. Glitter
5. Fuckers
6. Hooters
7. Bums
8. Hedgehogs
9. Fabulousness
10. Donkeys
11. Hula hoops
12. Socks
February 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
6. Black.
12. Socks.

Welp.
Roll 2 D12 for your successor chapter

1. Angel
2. Dark
3. Blood
4. Space
5. Knight
6. Black
7. White
8. Ultra
9. Silver
10. Warrior
11. Iron
12. Skull

1. Brassicas
2. Lubricant
3. Plugs
4. Glitter
5. Fuckers
6. Hooters
7. Bums
8. Hedgehogs
9. Fabulousness
10. Donkeys
11. Hula hoops
12. Socks
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Mental health is so important.

I've been going through a few things lately and the main thing that's gotten me through is having a routine, and taking pleasure from simple things like the corner shop having Cherry Coke in the fridge, or remembering the KitKats in the cupboard.
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
OK, so I setup the camera, I started the music playlist, I had everything ready to go for my first

And then nerves got the better of me and I didn't Go-Live haha

I have done public speaking in front of 100's of people... but that little "Start Stream" button is terrifying lol
February 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
What's your current social media strategy?
February 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM