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Gay, it/she, and itchy
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I will miss posting this comic every time he comes up.
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over, sir? Your license plate says "Dilbert Fucker." You can't have fucked Dilbert, sir, Dilbert is a cartoon character. SILVER HAIRED MAN IN SUNGLASSES: Call Scott Adams, he'll confirm it. COP (ON PHONE): Hello, Scott Adams? This is the police, I have a man here who claims he fucked Dilbert... Uh huh I see Uh huh But how is that even possible? SILVER HAIRED MAN IN SUNGLASSES (TIPPING HIS GLASSES DOWN LOOKING OVER THEM INTO 4TH WALL): I'm the Dilbert Fucker, baby! (SPEEDS AWAY IN CAR LEAVING COP IN CLOUD OF DUST)
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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hold on I've got a post
a tumblr post from yuriartillery that reads: the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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june 11:
June 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I got branded! It was fun cuz I right after I got it I opened up my phone and found out Henry Kissinger had died
June 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Mid
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Banger
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Banger
May 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM