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Ol’ Paddy
@paddy.bsky.social
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Occasionally funny.
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she thinks she’s princess baby
a grey Persian mix (?) with giant round eyes stares at the camera and lounges.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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PERFECT nickname, oh my God
Full Name: Jhostynxon Alirio García Nicknames: The Password Pronunciation: \JOES-tin-son\ Instagram: @jhostynxon_g View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen 51
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Tweet from Ice T that reads, “A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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lol @kentremendous.bsky.social with some advice I desperately wish more of the worst kids everyone knew in college had learned.
A series of rocks with inspirational messages for college students written on them from an episode of Mike Schur’s “A Man On The Inside.” While most of them are vague platitudes (“never give up”, “hope”, etc.) one reads, “you might think Ayn Rand is cool but actually she sucks.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Saints…
Wojack of a guy dressed as the Joker, looking like shit, smoking a cigarette and holding a revolver.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Pvt. Pyle (Vincent D’Onofrio) about to do some unpleasant things after his mental breakdown in Full Metal Jacket.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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i just think they’re neat!
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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One of the earliest recorded instances of “accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.”
James Abram Garfield reluctantly becoming the Republican nominee of President in the election of 1880.
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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A tabloid from the Simpsons with a picture of a disheveled McBain and the headline “Look Who’s Drunk.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Dodgers win.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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This man is not having A Good Time.
Dolphins coach Mike McDaniels tilting his head back with his eyes closed, as if to say “UGGHHHHHHHH” after Tua completely misses a wide open man.
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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you ever have that relative who learns one and only one thing about you, and then uses that as the basis for all future interactions?
Pope Leo with a Tennessee Vols jersey. Pope Leo with a Kansas City Royals jersey. Pope Leo with a Cubs jersey. Pope Leo with a Bills jersey.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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When your first inning went great 👍🏻
A bunch of people calling him “Blake Smell”
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Hey! Fuck this!!!
Heat advisory and 90 degree temps in LA today. Bullshit!
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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See how long you can make it before you suffer psychic damage
Hannibal Burress “ha ha ha this sucks, man” meme.
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Dodgers win
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Whatever, as long as he’s not coaching this team anymore, I’m good.
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Steelers throwbacks look dope!
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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“That was really racist” meme
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Holy shit
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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“Babe? Can you get some more Goons while you’re at the store? We’re nearly out.”
Some diapers from a brand called “Goo.N” that I saw at Mitsuwa.
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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So Charlie Kirk’s thing tomorrow is at a stadium? V cool. Picture unrelated; I don’t know how to remove it.
September 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM