she thinks she’s princess baby
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
she thinks she’s princess baby
“I have an iced caramel macchiato here for Jhostynxon?”
@JeffPassan tweeted
Trade news: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander Johan Oviedo in a deal that will send outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia back to Pittsburgh, sources tell ESPN. In total, it's a five-player trade.
Trade news: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander Johan Oviedo in a deal that will send outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia back to Pittsburgh, sources tell ESPN. In total, it's a five-player trade.
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“I have an iced caramel macchiato here for Jhostynxon?”
"Fuck, that 7th drink hit harder than I wanted... Just gonna hit a quick li'l line-- like a baby line, not even a real line, like a bump-plus-plus-- to even it out a bit."
One hour later:
One hour later:
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Fuck, that 7th drink hit harder than I wanted... Just gonna hit a quick li'l line-- like a baby line, not even a real line, like a bump-plus-plus-- to even it out a bit."
One hour later:
One hour later:
I really do think Hegseth’s story ends in a very loud, very messy, very self-inflicted way.
this isn't play acting and tough guy beat poetry and instagram workout vids anymore. you're fucking killing people. by the dozens. and at bottom you're just an alcoholic TV host with a double digit IQ and a track record of abject failure. high up on that wire, killing people by the dozens
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I really do think Hegseth’s story ends in a very loud, very messy, very self-inflicted way.
Just fucking *** already you old bitch, Jesus.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just fucking *** already you old bitch, Jesus.
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
That is an extremely concussed man, JFC
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That is an extremely concussed man, JFC
Was snacking just now when I realized I was Tony Soprano'ing (eating cold cuts out of the package in front of an open fridge).
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Was snacking just now when I realized I was Tony Soprano'ing (eating cold cuts out of the package in front of an open fridge).
love how the Saints find new ways to rip your heart out; absolute innovators in the field of joy destruction
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
love how the Saints find new ways to rip your heart out; absolute innovators in the field of joy destruction
Even for a shitty team, the Saints are a SHITTY fuckin team, my God...
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Even for a shitty team, the Saints are a SHITTY fuckin team, my God...
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LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
Thanksgiving was literally 2 days ago and I just got served my first TV ad for CA governor (Tom Steyer). Gonna be a loooooong year.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thanksgiving was literally 2 days ago and I just got served my first TV ad for CA governor (Tom Steyer). Gonna be a loooooong year.
lol @kentremendous.bsky.social with some advice I desperately wish more of the worst kids everyone knew in college had learned.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
lol @kentremendous.bsky.social with some advice I desperately wish more of the worst kids everyone knew in college had learned.
Arch heard y’all talkin shit all season and decided to do something about it… eventually.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Arch heard y’all talkin shit all season and decided to do something about it… eventually.
Ja’Marr Chase is a real one for saying stuffed mirliton is his favorite Thanksgiving day dish.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ja’Marr Chase is a real one for saying stuffed mirliton is his favorite Thanksgiving day dish.
One thing they don’t tell you about kids is that when they’re between the ages of like 6 and 11, you’ll have to spend all of your available energy absolutely *begging* them to stop constantly and unrelentingly repeating some of the stupidest fucking shit you’ve ever heard.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One thing they don’t tell you about kids is that when they’re between the ages of like 6 and 11, you’ll have to spend all of your available energy absolutely *begging* them to stop constantly and unrelentingly repeating some of the stupidest fucking shit you’ve ever heard.
This is just two grown Italians arguing.
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is just two grown Italians arguing.
I know saying this as a Saints fan is some real glass houses shit, but Brock Purdy looks fucking awful out there.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I know saying this as a Saints fan is some real glass houses shit, but Brock Purdy looks fucking awful out there.
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