Guy who’s stuck in tar: (feeling the tar) hmm . good tar today

New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar)

Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !

(Stuck in tar up to my neck, watching a mammoth nearby struggle to get out ) Lol buddy, cope much 😏? Just accept the tar

If I was stuck in sinking tar, I would just change my whole lifestyle to adjust to tar culture

You know the beings who come at night when you’re asleep? What if they came at day 😂

flushing a lit cigar down the toilet as a gift to the boys down at the sewage plant