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I can think of nothing more romantic than eating gas station taquitos with my wife in the parking lot behind the office where we work like like two little dumpster rats
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I can think of nothing more romantic than eating gas station taquitos with my wife in the parking lot behind the office where we work like like two little dumpster rats
I don't enjoy video games like I used to and it's breaking my heart
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't enjoy video games like I used to and it's breaking my heart
I miss being a NEET
August 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I miss being a NEET
Got an office at work now so you know I be in here farting 10 hours a day
July 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Got an office at work now so you know I be in here farting 10 hours a day
maybe I do fuck with cucumber
July 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
maybe I do fuck with cucumber
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VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second.
INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE
ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING
AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE
ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING
AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
May 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second.
INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE
ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING
AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE
ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING
AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
I GOT
TWO
PHONES
THERE WAS A DEAL
AND I WANTED PHONES
TWO
PHONES
THERE WAS A DEAL
AND I WANTED PHONES
April 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I GOT
TWO
PHONES
THERE WAS A DEAL
AND I WANTED PHONES
TWO
PHONES
THERE WAS A DEAL
AND I WANTED PHONES
Love to eat lunch in my car where I can be a fat whore in peace
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Love to eat lunch in my car where I can be a fat whore in peace
I was born in the wrong generation, I know I was meant to have an armored carapace and bony club-like tail
April 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was born in the wrong generation, I know I was meant to have an armored carapace and bony club-like tail
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singlehandedly displayed how to shut down bad faith debate
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
singlehandedly displayed how to shut down bad faith debate
got a papilloma type thing cut off my eyelid today and they had to cauterize it because it was bleeding like crazy and I now understand why people say you'll be haunted by the smell of burning human flesh for the rest of your life because that shit smelled just like grilled ham
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
got a papilloma type thing cut off my eyelid today and they had to cauterize it because it was bleeding like crazy and I now understand why people say you'll be haunted by the smell of burning human flesh for the rest of your life because that shit smelled just like grilled ham
The secret to fake pooping at work is to crop dust the bathroom on your way out to really keep em guessing
March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The secret to fake pooping at work is to crop dust the bathroom on your way out to really keep em guessing
my favorite genre of TNG episode is Riker Banged a Chick With a Latex Forehead and Now the Entire Crew Is Addicted to the 3D Printed Orgasm Headset
March 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my favorite genre of TNG episode is Riker Banged a Chick With a Latex Forehead and Now the Entire Crew Is Addicted to the 3D Printed Orgasm Headset
feels great to be the closest I have ever been to having my shit together right as the collapse of modern society hits
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
feels great to be the closest I have ever been to having my shit together right as the collapse of modern society hits
So excited to go home and fix shit in my new air fryer
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So excited to go home and fix shit in my new air fryer
I pledge in this very moment that if I ever see one of these things in real life I will kill it with a hammer
Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
February 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I pledge in this very moment that if I ever see one of these things in real life I will kill it with a hammer
Waiter! More howling misery!
February 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Waiter! More howling misery!
big Italian sandwich
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
big Italian sandwich
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Time to go to work in the shit factory!
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
never kill yourself
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
never kill yourself
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