... and eventually it ends up in my executive suite at the top level of the lair

living on the surface of the earth (rather than, say, in a secret undersea lair at an undisclosed location in international waters) is increasingly untenable

#surfacehassles

brb using crack right now

Cats with lasers, goats with lasers, ... everything. With lasers.

I would watch that, old friend. I'm on Twitch and there are great electronic music communities there I can help you connect with. With lasers. twitch.tv/p_chops