I want to get serious for a bit here, executives. We've checked, and determined that living on the surface of the earth is no longer tenable (charred hellscape, broken dreams, etc.). Fortunately we offer luxury accommodations to all compliant executives in our massive #UnderseaLair! You're welcome!

Executives! If you're looking for "deep" conversation in our massive undersea facility? We have the deepest sunken conversation pit in any sunken location. It's stylish, has open bar service, and provides executives such as yourselves with a plush setting for all of your deepest thoughts! 🐿️✨

Our surface buoy is located in an undisclosed location in international waters--perfect spot to board the luxurine and descend the 5000m to our secret undersea facility. We'll literally roll out an actual red carpet for you, and provide you with a complimentary cheese plate. Prepare for luxury! 🐿️✨

OFFICIAL MEMO: Executives! As the CEO of the #UnderseaLairProject I appreciate all 1500+ of you, and so I'm giving each one of you a #SqueaksTheSquirrel plushie, commemorating the series of cyborg squirrel clones we've created at the #SqueaksTechnologyLaboratory. Luxury is yours! 🐿️🤖✨

Executives! Here at the Undersea Lair Project we believe that luxury begins the moment our helicopter picks you up on the surface. That's why the luxurine in which you descend the 5000m to the lair is outfitted with every possible amenity. Plus it's 94% shark proof! #Luxury #Submarine 🐿️✨

Using AI to help plan the #UnderseaLair. It's asking too many questions

The Undersea Lair Project's science labs developed the coolometer, and coolometric profiles of the ocean water column have reveaed an effect where the surface is totally gross and the bottom of the ocean is cool dot gif 😎 #UnderseaLuxury

Update: no squirrels were harmed in the Squeaks Technology Laboratory's trial space-time portal to the surface