P-Chops
@p-chops.bsky.social
We're building an undersea lair.
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P-Chops
@p-chops.bsky.social
· Nov 26
If you think living on the surface of the earth is nothing but hassles, you're not alone. In fact, you're one of over 1500 executives at the Undersea Lair Project, and thanks to the brain wipe you're experiencing right now, you'll soon be living in luxury in our deep-ocean facility! 🐿️✨
Undersea Lair alert: Shark attack underway
Once again, non-compliant sharks are attacking the lair's pressurized hull. But I wanted to remind all executives that it's 94% shark proof so we're pretty much in the clear! 🦈 #safetyfirst #shark #UnderseaLair
Once again, non-compliant sharks are attacking the lair's pressurized hull. But I wanted to remind all executives that it's 94% shark proof so we're pretty much in the clear! 🦈 #safetyfirst #shark #UnderseaLair
February 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Undersea Lair alert: Shark attack underway
Once again, non-compliant sharks are attacking the lair's pressurized hull. But I wanted to remind all executives that it's 94% shark proof so we're pretty much in the clear! 🦈 #safetyfirst #shark #UnderseaLair
Once again, non-compliant sharks are attacking the lair's pressurized hull. But I wanted to remind all executives that it's 94% shark proof so we're pretty much in the clear! 🦈 #safetyfirst #shark #UnderseaLair
I want to get serious for a bit here, executives. We've checked, and determined that living on the surface of the earth is no longer tenable (charred hellscape, broken dreams, etc.). Fortunately we offer luxury accommodations to all compliant executives in our massive #UnderseaLair! You're welcome!
February 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I want to get serious for a bit here, executives. We've checked, and determined that living on the surface of the earth is no longer tenable (charred hellscape, broken dreams, etc.). Fortunately we offer luxury accommodations to all compliant executives in our massive #UnderseaLair! You're welcome!
As another arbitrary time period passes in our luxurious undersea lair, I want to remind all executives--you!--that compliance with my every whim is the path to luxury. No worries about that though--just press the "comply" button on the console in your executive suite and you're good to go! 🐿️✨
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
As another arbitrary time period passes in our luxurious undersea lair, I want to remind all executives--you!--that compliance with my every whim is the path to luxury. No worries about that though--just press the "comply" button on the console in your executive suite and you're good to go! 🐿️✨
Executives! If you're looking for "deep" conversation in our massive undersea facility? We have the deepest sunken conversation pit in any sunken location. It's stylish, has open bar service, and provides executives such as yourselves with a plush setting for all of your deepest thoughts! 🐿️✨
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Executives! If you're looking for "deep" conversation in our massive undersea facility? We have the deepest sunken conversation pit in any sunken location. It's stylish, has open bar service, and provides executives such as yourselves with a plush setting for all of your deepest thoughts! 🐿️✨
Our surface buoy is located in an undisclosed location in international waters--perfect spot to board the luxurine and descend the 5000m to our secret undersea facility. We'll literally roll out an actual red carpet for you, and provide you with a complimentary cheese plate. Prepare for luxury! 🐿️✨
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Our surface buoy is located in an undisclosed location in international waters--perfect spot to board the luxurine and descend the 5000m to our secret undersea facility. We'll literally roll out an actual red carpet for you, and provide you with a complimentary cheese plate. Prepare for luxury! 🐿️✨
OFFICIAL MEMO: Executives! As the CEO of the #UnderseaLairProject I appreciate all 1500+ of you, and so I'm giving each one of you a #SqueaksTheSquirrel plushie, commemorating the series of cyborg squirrel clones we've created at the #SqueaksTechnologyLaboratory. Luxury is yours! 🐿️🤖✨
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
OFFICIAL MEMO: Executives! As the CEO of the #UnderseaLairProject I appreciate all 1500+ of you, and so I'm giving each one of you a #SqueaksTheSquirrel plushie, commemorating the series of cyborg squirrel clones we've created at the #SqueaksTechnologyLaboratory. Luxury is yours! 🐿️🤖✨
Executives! Just reminding everyone that the Undersea Lair is not for sale--we're not sponsored by anything, even delicious Polar® 🚰🐿️✨
December 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Executives! Just reminding everyone that the Undersea Lair is not for sale--we're not sponsored by anything, even delicious Polar® 🚰🐿️✨
Executives! If you'd rather be 5000m underwater in an undisclosed location than living on the surface of the earth, have I got good news for you! Our luxury facility is located deep underwater near a hydrothermal vent, giving us endless energy to power your opulent lifestyle. #comply #brainwipe
December 10, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Executives! If you'd rather be 5000m underwater in an undisclosed location than living on the surface of the earth, have I got good news for you! Our luxury facility is located deep underwater near a hydrothermal vent, giving us endless energy to power your opulent lifestyle. #comply #brainwipe
Executives! Surface weather got you down? Weather in the #UnderseaLair is fully climate controlled and you can set it to anything you want! All you have to do is comply with my every whim and we'll send the helicopter to pick you up. #Luxury 🚁✨
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Executives! Surface weather got you down? Weather in the #UnderseaLair is fully climate controlled and you can set it to anything you want! All you have to do is comply with my every whim and we'll send the helicopter to pick you up. #Luxury 🚁✨
Executives! Here at the Undersea Lair Project we believe that luxury begins the moment our helicopter picks you up on the surface. That's why the luxurine in which you descend the 5000m to the lair is outfitted with every possible amenity. Plus it's 94% shark proof! #Luxury #Submarine 🐿️✨
December 3, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Executives! Here at the Undersea Lair Project we believe that luxury begins the moment our helicopter picks you up on the surface. That's why the luxurine in which you descend the 5000m to the lair is outfitted with every possible amenity. Plus it's 94% shark proof! #Luxury #Submarine 🐿️✨
Using AI to help plan the #UnderseaLair. It's asking too many questions
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Using AI to help plan the #UnderseaLair. It's asking too many questions
The Undersea Lair Project's science labs developed the coolometer, and coolometric profiles of the ocean water column have reveaed an effect where the surface is totally gross and the bottom of the ocean is cool dot gif 😎 #UnderseaLuxury
November 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
The Undersea Lair Project's science labs developed the coolometer, and coolometric profiles of the ocean water column have reveaed an effect where the surface is totally gross and the bottom of the ocean is cool dot gif 😎 #UnderseaLuxury
What if there was a conversation pit that had more than one level so as you go further downstairs the conversations get deeper and deeper
November 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
What if there was a conversation pit that had more than one level so as you go further downstairs the conversations get deeper and deeper
Update: no squirrels were harmed in the Squeaks Technology Laboratory's trial space-time portal to the surface
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Update: no squirrels were harmed in the Squeaks Technology Laboratory's trial space-time portal to the surface
Strange Bubble Results is one of the Undersea Lair's more popular robot bands
Strange bubble results. 100x magnification, cross polarized white light + 405nm laser. The thin crystals precipitated out of common food coloring, and the soap bubbles are clinging to the polarizing filter above them #microscopy
November 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Strange Bubble Results is one of the Undersea Lair's more popular robot bands
Boy, it sure is great being at this undisclosed location in international waters
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Boy, it sure is great being at this undisclosed location in international waters
Executives! It's a brand new arbitrary time period 5000m below the surface, and time to reflect on what we've achieved here in the Undersea Lair Project. With opulent luxury, frequent brain wipes, personal cyborg assistants, and round-the-clock open bars, we're thankful af! 🐿️🦃✨!comply
November 28, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Executives! It's a brand new arbitrary time period 5000m below the surface, and time to reflect on what we've achieved here in the Undersea Lair Project. With opulent luxury, frequent brain wipes, personal cyborg assistants, and round-the-clock open bars, we're thankful af! 🐿️🦃✨!comply
Why get a brain wipe, you ask? I already explained it to you during the last brain wipe 🐿️✨
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Why get a brain wipe, you ask? I already explained it to you during the last brain wipe 🐿️✨
Executives! Now that this evening's brain wipe is complete, it's time for a debriefing from Undersea Lair Project CEO P-Chops.
Executive Brain Wipe Program Debriefing with P-Chops 2024/11/25
YouTube video by The Undersea Lair Project
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November 27, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Executives! Now that this evening's brain wipe is complete, it's time for a debriefing from Undersea Lair Project CEO P-Chops.
If you think living on the surface of the earth is nothing but hassles, you're not alone. In fact, you're one of over 1500 executives at the Undersea Lair Project, and thanks to the brain wipe you're experiencing right now, you'll soon be living in luxury in our deep-ocean facility! 🐿️✨
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
If you think living on the surface of the earth is nothing but hassles, you're not alone. In fact, you're one of over 1500 executives at the Undersea Lair Project, and thanks to the brain wipe you're experiencing right now, you'll soon be living in luxury in our deep-ocean facility! 🐿️✨