Ozymomdias
@ozymomdias.bsky.social
Long time odd duck, mom of many, AuDHD, homeschool alumni, in Alaska, “like one of those people who is SERIOUS about church” PCA
Your wine mom lib friends 🤝 Trump
Thirsting for Mamdani
Thirsting for Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Your wine mom lib friends 🤝 Trump
Thirsting for Mamdani
Thirsting for Mamdani
Wish I could see historians 2000 years from now reacting to this
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wish I could see historians 2000 years from now reacting to this
Combined with the video from later in the evening with the J6 choir singing the anthem interspersed w/Trump reciting the pledge, he’s crashing out hard. Future historians will call this Ketchupnacht.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Combined with the video from later in the evening with the J6 choir singing the anthem interspersed w/Trump reciting the pledge, he’s crashing out hard. Future historians will call this Ketchupnacht.
Me: Go blow your nose
Teen: What? I don't need to.
Me: *I* need you to.
Teen: What? I don't need to.
Me: *I* need you to.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me: Go blow your nose
Teen: What? I don't need to.
Me: *I* need you to.
Teen: What? I don't need to.
Me: *I* need you to.
Just brainstorming Tolkien names for Peter Thiel’s p3do island
Nymphanör
Underageomiěl
Pedonnór Fields
Nymphanör
Underageomiěl
Pedonnór Fields
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just brainstorming Tolkien names for Peter Thiel’s p3do island
Nymphanör
Underageomiěl
Pedonnór Fields
Nymphanör
Underageomiěl
Pedonnór Fields
Going thru car line at school this morning and realizing once again it was a good call on God’s part to not give me Magneto powers.
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Going thru car line at school this morning and realizing once again it was a good call on God’s part to not give me Magneto powers.
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Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.
Absolutely incredible light show tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Absolutely incredible light show tonight
The group chat having a normal one
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The group chat having a normal one
Honestly, Laura Loomer defending him is how I even found out Schumer is Jewish
I’m going to go out on limb and say that Laura Loomer doesn’t know what the word “pogrom” means.
Also, I think this is the only person I’ve seen rush to Schumer’s defense.
Also, I think this is the only person I’ve seen rush to Schumer’s defense.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Honestly, Laura Loomer defending him is how I even found out Schumer is Jewish
When you’ve already decided who the bad guys are, every story is simple
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When you’ve already decided who the bad guys are, every story is simple
Akshully… yes there is.
Many ppl have already pointed out how many churches have established relationships w/food banks & other community services orgs that they donate & refer to - it’s not that smart actually to run all charitable work thru a lady named Deena who answers the church phone!
Many ppl have already pointed out how many churches have established relationships w/food banks & other community services orgs that they donate & refer to - it’s not that smart actually to run all charitable work thru a lady named Deena who answers the church phone!
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Akshully… yes there is.
Many ppl have already pointed out how many churches have established relationships w/food banks & other community services orgs that they donate & refer to - it’s not that smart actually to run all charitable work thru a lady named Deena who answers the church phone!
Many ppl have already pointed out how many churches have established relationships w/food banks & other community services orgs that they donate & refer to - it’s not that smart actually to run all charitable work thru a lady named Deena who answers the church phone!
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Recession indicator - no “spend X dollars and get a free turkey” deals from my local Kroger affiliate this month.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Recession indicator - no “spend X dollars and get a free turkey” deals from my local Kroger affiliate this month.
Finally broke down and bought another pair of earbuds bc I keep losing the left ones
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Finally broke down and bought another pair of earbuds bc I keep losing the left ones
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And that is what was so brilliant about the film! At a child's level, tackling the difference between America's promise (of freedom from oppressors) and America's reality (being just as run by oppressors as anywhere else) plus a call to action (work together towards realizing the promise).
Sadly, there were definitely cats in America.
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And that is what was so brilliant about the film! At a child's level, tackling the difference between America's promise (of freedom from oppressors) and America's reality (being just as run by oppressors as anywhere else) plus a call to action (work together towards realizing the promise).
How many bottles of astroglide gave their lives so that Erika Kirk could get those pleather pants on
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How many bottles of astroglide gave their lives so that Erika Kirk could get those pleather pants on
I have the type of insecurity that doesn’t like my looks AND finds it cringe to post a selfie looking for compliments - I am navigating self esteem worse than all you b!tches
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have the type of insecurity that doesn’t like my looks AND finds it cringe to post a selfie looking for compliments - I am navigating self esteem worse than all you b!tches
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Do you ever go to bed excited about the coffee you're going to have in the morning?
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do you ever go to bed excited about the coffee you're going to have in the morning?
This is why, even though I am not a complete ChatGPT avoider, I am SUPER careful about the way I do use it. I am not going to be that guy on Reddit who said he was “going to try heroin once, just to see what it’s like” and then ruined his whole life for it.
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is why, even though I am not a complete ChatGPT avoider, I am SUPER careful about the way I do use it. I am not going to be that guy on Reddit who said he was “going to try heroin once, just to see what it’s like” and then ruined his whole life for it.
Frodo Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his ring-wearing "uncle" who feared for safety post-Battle of the Five Armies
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Frodo Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his ring-wearing "uncle" who feared for safety post-Battle of the Five Armies
“Hill and Dale in ~slumber~ ~sleeping~” repetitive language, please replace one
October 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Hill and Dale in ~slumber~ ~sleeping~” repetitive language, please replace one
Ok, so I lived in Florida and Alaska during the pandemic so our response generally was "meh" - were things really so draconian in other places? And if so were those mandates coming from the Presidential level or nah?
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ok, so I lived in Florida and Alaska during the pandemic so our response generally was "meh" - were things really so draconian in other places? And if so were those mandates coming from the Presidential level or nah?
During the day, my Libby app crashes CONSTANTLY while playing an audio book, & I’m always having to reopen and restart.
Tell me why, at night, when I am so careful to set sleep timers, it NEVER crashes and me rolling over on my lost earbud restarts it to play into my mattress for the next 7 hours??
Tell me why, at night, when I am so careful to set sleep timers, it NEVER crashes and me rolling over on my lost earbud restarts it to play into my mattress for the next 7 hours??
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
During the day, my Libby app crashes CONSTANTLY while playing an audio book, & I’m always having to reopen and restart.
Tell me why, at night, when I am so careful to set sleep timers, it NEVER crashes and me rolling over on my lost earbud restarts it to play into my mattress for the next 7 hours??
Tell me why, at night, when I am so careful to set sleep timers, it NEVER crashes and me rolling over on my lost earbud restarts it to play into my mattress for the next 7 hours??
I don’t get dunking on patriarchal tradwives to generate hate clicks. You have one wild, precious life and you’re scrolling Lexy Sauve’s page to mine content? Could not be me.
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t get dunking on patriarchal tradwives to generate hate clicks. You have one wild, precious life and you’re scrolling Lexy Sauve’s page to mine content? Could not be me.