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Bingqiu Week: Day 3 - Exhibitionism / Dreams

"Careful, Shizun...We might attract undesirable company..."
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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wen ning showcasing his strength! 💪😘
#mdzs #WeiWuxian #LanWangji #wangningxian
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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harvey stardewvalley
Old soul with modern dreams.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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#svssspoilers

holy shit binghe helping sy's mom with cooking while blushing about marriage like some kind of hopeful future daughter in law is making me feel INSANE i love maiden binghe so much the gender of it all
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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#svsssspoilers i am actually ok with binghaircut because it's so horny of shen yuan to do. he is micromanaging the stylist. he is d-

fuck
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I just want airplane to die, like, not in front of sqq, at the hands of like some unanticipated powerful demon threat that binghe didn't take out in his rise to power bc he was distracted. & sqq just hears about it, and he spends months like pfft ok but no way is he actually dead
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I know in my heart that shen yuan corpse becomes custom emoji that they use in the family groupchat
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This is killing me. Not the pictures of his corpse 😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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i think it’d be really funny if bq were having some kind of nonsense domestic spat about something silly and binghe whips out, seemingly out of nowhere, identity-reveal as a face slapping Gotcha to win this one stupid argument
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Cumplane
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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#svsssspoilers the small bit we get about sy with his older brothers does make it clear that “sy’s preference for waking up other men” is 100% his little brother energy
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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hey so hey every time bingqiu have sex they have a voyeur who is a second binghe have we thought about this

#svsssspoilers
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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sy’s eldest brother like hey remember when he was cute and small and not evil
2nd brother: no
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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#svsssSpoilers
SY’s family being involved in academia makes me think of them as like, the equivalent of National Georgraphic/Walt Disney media heirs.

Like they could live cushy lives at home or they have the funds to pursue their fields of research
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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#svsssspoilers honestly. honestly. it's so cute to me (BIASED) that shen jiu's final act on his plane of existence was to cause problems. and it would be even cuter if it was on purpose.
shen jiu right as sy was supposed to be brought in: i want to leave.
system: uh, okay, so-
sj: ✌️
system: fuck-
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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(luo binghe voice) 99.99999% of corpse preservers quit before they hit it big
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
#svsssspoilers

so system is putting sy in naughty situations bc system is ALSO a bingbing, and therefore Hot For That Nerd.

kinda love how we now have ANOTHER bingbing to find a sy for. <3 it's enrichment!
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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god made us transmigrator oomfs because he knew we would be psych ward roomies as irls

#svsss
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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the narrative: you cannot go home
luo binghe: like hell i cant im going to fuck home
narrative:
narrative: you know what? go for it
December 7, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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luo binghe guy who is always desperate to leave the function and go home to his wife
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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bingyuan cuddles
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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when i'm reading fic and they're fucking and someone says "ah, ah, ah"
September 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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sy "manipulating" qi-ge into doing things that make sj so upsettingly horny that he directs all anger at yqy instead of sy for whatever fight they just had long enough for sy to hide his valuables and ditch the peak. half the time it works & the other half he and sj just fight worse when he returns
September 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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saw this base by @GOCHUJAN_G on twt and it was so them
#svsss
September 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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can shizun stop running? #svsss #bingqiu
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM