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ovurkhast.bsky.social
@ovurkhast.bsky.social
I am Harry Harlow's favourite macaque

https://www.last.fm/user/ovurkhast
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I also miss having and maintaining an [animal] every hour bot, I used to run one for sheep. I think if I ever make another, I'll do it for ungulates in general.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I need to learn how to make feeds so I can make a better feed for Satanism. 99 percent of it is just dumbasses calling anything they don't like "satanic"
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Do you guys think that if Big Bird went on the Challenger like he was originally meant to and died in the explosion that Sesame Street would discontinue him as a character on the show?
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
steam maintenance
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Spent an hour running laps in this dungeon, trying to find an npc I needed to speak to, just to find out this fucker spawned stuck inside a statue
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm so glad I upgraded before the price of ram got jacked to shit
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Depression is to humans as rust is to metal
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Timeline cleanse.

Please enjoy the transit content from the Raccoonobahn overnight.

Unusually warm temps have led to more activity on the 'Bahn.
#mammals
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Sigh.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Everybody's complaining about not getting enough sleep. Maybe it's the weather.
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I believe in you
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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this is where I post from btw
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The only time I feel like the living version of myself is when snow is falling
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Chatgpt please fuck my wife for me
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It's vital for everyone to remember that humans are animals, and that are intelligence does not rank us above animals.

Nature is viewed as something separate from our life and us as a whole, when we are undeniably a part of it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I can't think of any animal mankind has had such a historical hatred for than wolves. I was reading up on Gaelic werewolf folklore, and went down the rabbit hole about our past treatment of wolves - both in Ireland and worldwide. Mass murder fuelled by greed and fear. And we continue to fail them.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I miss weed like an old friend
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Oh, not AGAIN!
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm outside your window making stereotypical bat noises
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I love you, spider from daggerfall...
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I am %name, %class.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy birthday Skyrim
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM