Thot Crimes 🍉
@ovaltinewindow.bsky.social
She/They | Antichrist 🏴☠️| 🇩🇴 | ❤️💛💚🖤🌍
🎮video games
🎨Art
📰 news & politics
📍Bronx, NY
🎮video games
🎨Art
📰 news & politics
📍Bronx, NY
Manhattan is so fucking ghetto, why is a bottle of water worth your first born son?
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Manhattan is so fucking ghetto, why is a bottle of water worth your first born son?
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
Make America Only Normally Racist And Violent Again
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Make America Only Normally Racist And Violent Again
🎶 oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎶 Oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎵NO NO NO 🙂↔️🎵
🎵NO NO NO 🥺 🎵
🎶 Oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎵NO NO NO 🙂↔️🎵
🎵NO NO NO 🥺 🎵
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🎶 oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎶 Oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎵NO NO NO 🙂↔️🎵
🎵NO NO NO 🥺 🎵
🎶 Oh my God I think I like you 🎶
🎵NO NO NO 🙂↔️🎵
🎵NO NO NO 🥺 🎵
I wanna make people question their sexuality
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I wanna make people question their sexuality
I'm Jason and I'm super into dance dance revolution
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm Jason and I'm super into dance dance revolution
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is definitely one of the greatest TV shows of all time— and the soundtrack has BANGERS
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is definitely one of the greatest TV shows of all time— and the soundtrack has BANGERS
¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
I can’t believe you idiots are still arguing with me about this. Idc what your job is paying you now, you still have to labor for your money. You’re working class.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can’t believe you idiots are still arguing with me about this. Idc what your job is paying you now, you still have to labor for your money. You’re working class.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
All it takes is an unfortunate accident or illness for you to be in the poor house. Medical debt and fallout would cripple you. Stfu.
It really be crazy when your younger relatives have no idea that the people that raised me are not the same people they love and cherish 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It really be crazy when your younger relatives have no idea that the people that raised me are not the same people they love and cherish 😭
Nothing is more embarrassing than a man who tries to cheat and fails. Good God.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nothing is more embarrassing than a man who tries to cheat and fails. Good God.
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
Damn I should have taken more cheesecake 😭
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Damn I should have taken more cheesecake 😭
I love that my general playlist goes from Maps to Medicina De Amor
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love that my general playlist goes from Maps to Medicina De Amor
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
Mercedes Wells, the mother who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from a hospital, has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues
Mom Who Was Turned Away While in Active Labor Back in Hospital with Post-Birth Health Issues, Family Says
The mom who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from an Indiana hospital has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues.
people.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mercedes Wells, the mother who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from a hospital, has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues
The art of shutting the fuck up
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The art of shutting the fuck up
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
Reposted by Thot Crimes 🍉
*moderate* means in the pocket of the banks and NYC real estate among other things. This is not good at all.
Menin, who represents the Upper East Side, said she had the support of at least 34 current and incoming City Council members, more than the 26 votes needed to become the Council’s speaker, considered the second most powerful job in city government.
A Moderate From Manhattan Claims Enough Support to Lead City Council
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*moderate* means in the pocket of the banks and NYC real estate among other things. This is not good at all.
I'm watching a grown man watch subway surfer reddit stories on Tik Tok and passionately reacting out loud to the obviously made up stories.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm watching a grown man watch subway surfer reddit stories on Tik Tok and passionately reacting out loud to the obviously made up stories.
Why is Gordon Ramsay allergic to a pair of gloves and a mask when entering the biohazard that are the restaurants he tries to save? Just sticking his whole face in an expired bag of boneless chicken and yelling "IT STINKS"
a man in a chef 's uniform is making a funny face while sitting in a restaurant .
ALT: a man in a chef 's uniform is making a funny face while sitting in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why is Gordon Ramsay allergic to a pair of gloves and a mask when entering the biohazard that are the restaurants he tries to save? Just sticking his whole face in an expired bag of boneless chicken and yelling "IT STINKS"
I never know if my neighbor is clapping at a sports game, or clapping cheeks
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I never know if my neighbor is clapping at a sports game, or clapping cheeks
MTG's resignation video just gave me psychological whiplash
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
MTG's resignation video just gave me psychological whiplash
Oppression is up brotha
The struggle is up brotha
The struggle is up brotha
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oppression is up brotha
The struggle is up brotha
The struggle is up brotha
Whoever decided to make the all pink Starbursts deserves their ass eaten.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Whoever decided to make the all pink Starbursts deserves their ass eaten.
What is this? The 1900s??? Also: no, it's definitely the MTAs fault still.
MTA blames serial copper thief for hundreds of NYC subway delays
The MTA said the vandal singlehandedly delayed 755 subway trains over the course of three days in October.
search.app
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What is this? The 1900s??? Also: no, it's definitely the MTAs fault still.