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CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
CHICAGOANS!!!!
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.
You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
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I think I owe a debt of gratitude to Scott Adams, for teaching me, a child who loved cartoons, that some of them can be lame as fuck.
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I think I owe a debt of gratitude to Scott Adams, for teaching me, a child who loved cartoons, that some of them can be lame as fuck.
I think a lot of people intuitively downloaded the Epstein files when they were released with the tacit understanding that trump might try to withdraw them or "correct" some missed redaction.
Nonetheless, them just disappearing photos they missed of trump is still somehow jarring.
Nonetheless, them just disappearing photos they missed of trump is still somehow jarring.
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think a lot of people intuitively downloaded the Epstein files when they were released with the tacit understanding that trump might try to withdraw them or "correct" some missed redaction.
Nonetheless, them just disappearing photos they missed of trump is still somehow jarring.
Nonetheless, them just disappearing photos they missed of trump is still somehow jarring.
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”
- Guy who wasn't expecting to get shot in the neck.
- Guy who wasn't expecting to get shot in the neck.
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.”
- Guy who wasn't expecting to get shot in the neck.
- Guy who wasn't expecting to get shot in the neck.
I spilled ginger ale on myself because I was trying to drink while shivering.
To whom do I contact about reimbursement for my vaccine injury?
To whom do I contact about reimbursement for my vaccine injury?
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I spilled ginger ale on myself because I was trying to drink while shivering.
To whom do I contact about reimbursement for my vaccine injury?
To whom do I contact about reimbursement for my vaccine injury?
Had a thought about improving the Penguin series on HBO.
What if they put Batman in it?
What if they put Batman in it?
September 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Had a thought about improving the Penguin series on HBO.
What if they put Batman in it?
What if they put Batman in it?
Obviously, I would never encourage anyone to break the law under any circumstance.
Unrelated, multiple Grand Juries have refused to indict people arrested for fucking with cops on their fascist patrols, including the guy who threw a whole sub sandwich at one of them.
Unrelated, multiple Grand Juries have refused to indict people arrested for fucking with cops on their fascist patrols, including the guy who threw a whole sub sandwich at one of them.
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Obviously, I would never encourage anyone to break the law under any circumstance.
Unrelated, multiple Grand Juries have refused to indict people arrested for fucking with cops on their fascist patrols, including the guy who threw a whole sub sandwich at one of them.
Unrelated, multiple Grand Juries have refused to indict people arrested for fucking with cops on their fascist patrols, including the guy who threw a whole sub sandwich at one of them.
More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
August 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
Most of my sports knowledge comes from crime documentaries.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is that he once testified, in court, "I do not have a 10-inch penis... Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
A fitting epitaph.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is that he once testified, in court, "I do not have a 10-inch penis... Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
A fitting epitaph.
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Most of my sports knowledge comes from crime documentaries.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is that he once testified, in court, "I do not have a 10-inch penis... Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
A fitting epitaph.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is that he once testified, in court, "I do not have a 10-inch penis... Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
A fitting epitaph.
More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
July 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
Cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
July 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Cartoons the New Yorker didn't want.
15 years ago, the idea of Aaron Sorkin writing a sequel to the Social Network would have been pretty exciting.
Today, it makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and shove them into my ears just to drown out the sound of my own screams.
Today, it makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and shove them into my ears just to drown out the sound of my own screams.
June 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
15 years ago, the idea of Aaron Sorkin writing a sequel to the Social Network would have been pretty exciting.
Today, it makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and shove them into my ears just to drown out the sound of my own screams.
Today, it makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and shove them into my ears just to drown out the sound of my own screams.
Lately, I find myself vacillating wildly between wondering if there's a practical need for me to own a crossbow and wondering why I can't stop eating Sun Chips.
June 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Lately, I find myself vacillating wildly between wondering if there's a practical need for me to own a crossbow and wondering why I can't stop eating Sun Chips.
It would be in poor taste to joke about the Pope making his entrance to the 1990's Chicago Bulls intro theme, right?
A good Catholic would resist that temptation, right?
A good Catholic would resist that temptation, right?
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It would be in poor taste to joke about the Pope making his entrance to the 1990's Chicago Bulls intro theme, right?
A good Catholic would resist that temptation, right?
A good Catholic would resist that temptation, right?
That's right, fuckers. Deep dish Pope. New York style pizza is now heretical.
Italian Beef remains unaffected.
Italian Beef remains unaffected.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That's right, fuckers. Deep dish Pope. New York style pizza is now heretical.
Italian Beef remains unaffected.
Italian Beef remains unaffected.
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free movie idea: "The Thing II: Conclave." the thing is cloistered with a bunch of cardinals and is copying them. we have to stop it, but which cardinal is it? most importantly of all: we can't let it become pope
November 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM
free movie idea: "The Thing II: Conclave." the thing is cloistered with a bunch of cardinals and is copying them. we have to stop it, but which cardinal is it? most importantly of all: we can't let it become pope
When I recognize a prop in a tv show as being from a particular store, my thought is always "the set designer went to IKEA" and never "this Swedish detective would have picked up a lamp at IKEA while their personal life fell apart due to their obsession with catching serial killers."
April 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When I recognize a prop in a tv show as being from a particular store, my thought is always "the set designer went to IKEA" and never "this Swedish detective would have picked up a lamp at IKEA while their personal life fell apart due to their obsession with catching serial killers."