Izzy Wifegirl
@ourplecat.bsky.social
Flesh and blood novice, arts and crafter, reader, wife poster, racket sport enthusiast
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
Parents met at a bar and exchanged numbers. Dad called mom when she was doing laundry and didn’t like her attitude so trashed the number. They were at same bar again later, she asked what happened, he said he lost the number and she said that’s BS. Engaged 3 months later, married a year later
Sorry but my parents were autists who met through a very pragmatic dating ad in a newspaper
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Parents met at a bar and exchanged numbers. Dad called mom when she was doing laundry and didn’t like her attitude so trashed the number. They were at same bar again later, she asked what happened, he said he lost the number and she said that’s BS. Engaged 3 months later, married a year later
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would oldhim post on r/bald?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
would oldhim post on r/bald?
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i want there to be trans people in flesh and blood but they’d probably be called something like pronouna or oldhim or whatever
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i want there to be trans people in flesh and blood but they’d probably be called something like pronouna or oldhim or whatever
Remember to leave out milk and cookies for oldhim this year when he delivers your presents
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remember to leave out milk and cookies for oldhim this year when he delivers your presents
In our household we love to say “let’s parallel play” or “I want to chill alone” and then all end up in the same room anyways doing our own thing. Yes, this includes the cat too
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In our household we love to say “let’s parallel play” or “I want to chill alone” and then all end up in the same room anyways doing our own thing. Yes, this includes the cat too
Looking for a scrap alt art card and it’s just my cat sitting under the table while we are eating waiting for crumbs to fall
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looking for a scrap alt art card and it’s just my cat sitting under the table while we are eating waiting for crumbs to fall
Watching #FABPhilly while sorting our fab cards!
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Watching #FABPhilly while sorting our fab cards!
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every time a woman wins at a card game it’s a win for me
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
every time a woman wins at a card game it’s a win for me
An oomfie of an oomfie is an oomfie of mine
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
An oomfie of an oomfie is an oomfie of mine
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
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Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
Working with millennials is great what do you mean I can say my coffee machine is not functional and they’ll cut the meeting short so I can have time back to run out and get coffee
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Working with millennials is great what do you mean I can say my coffee machine is not functional and they’ll cut the meeting short so I can have time back to run out and get coffee
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
Call my girlfriend a Democrat senator the way she folds immediately
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Call my girlfriend a Democrat senator the way she folds immediately
Did a cooking class yesterday :) made a salad, scalloped potatoes, mushroom chicken, and a pear gingerbread upside down cake. All amazing and delicious
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Did a cooking class yesterday :) made a salad, scalloped potatoes, mushroom chicken, and a pear gingerbread upside down cake. All amazing and delicious
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Gf bought our cat a new toy and he literally only plays with it when she’s not around. If she walks in the room or he hears her moving he will stop playing with it. Insane spite game
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gf bought our cat a new toy and he literally only plays with it when she’s not around. If she walks in the room or he hears her moving he will stop playing with it. Insane spite game
I hate lesbians what do you mean you’re coloring and drawing on an Aldi paper bag to repurpose it as a birthday gift bag
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I hate lesbians what do you mean you’re coloring and drawing on an Aldi paper bag to repurpose it as a birthday gift bag
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YALL GOTTA COMPLIMENT YOUR FRIENDS MORE
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
YALL GOTTA COMPLIMENT YOUR FRIENDS MORE
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
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how your email finds me:
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
how your email finds me:
Women used to send their partners to war and wish for them to come home safe, now we just send them to a tech job that overworks them and wish for them to come home
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Women used to send their partners to war and wish for them to come home safe, now we just send them to a tech job that overworks them and wish for them to come home