🏛️Magistra B🏺
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Sarcastically and stealthily sneaking knowledge, music, and Latin into unwilling middle school brains.
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In case you're struggling to find the words for why you're feeling the way you do.
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In case you're struggling to find the words for why you're feeling the way you do.
A woman just stopped me in the doctor’s waiting room and told me I had a beautiful face. Shocked and grateful for a little lift.
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
A woman just stopped me in the doctor’s waiting room and told me I had a beautiful face. Shocked and grateful for a little lift.
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I’d rather make students write on clay tablets than use AI to help me teach.
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I’d rather make students write on clay tablets than use AI to help me teach.
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In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️
These and gummie vitamins is how I adult and you can’t tell me to stop.
Middle age achievement unlocked. These peppermint Tums taste like candy!
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
These and gummie vitamins is how I adult and you can’t tell me to stop.
Waiting to get labs drawn and some dude is snoring in the waiting area.
December 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Waiting to get labs drawn and some dude is snoring in the waiting area.
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
Did you get a cactus propagated by your student? No? Well I did and I’m counting down the minutes until I stab myself with it. 😂
December 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Did you get a cactus propagated by your student? No? Well I did and I’m counting down the minutes until I stab myself with it. 😂
An email from some silly students this morning:
“ Good morning!! S and I came up with this. We looked up the Latin word for duck because why not? And we noticed that Anates sounds like Senates. SO, we present to you: Anates Populusque Romanus, also known as The Ducks and the People of Rome.”
“ Good morning!! S and I came up with this. We looked up the Latin word for duck because why not? And we noticed that Anates sounds like Senates. SO, we present to you: Anates Populusque Romanus, also known as The Ducks and the People of Rome.”
December 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
An email from some silly students this morning:
“ Good morning!! S and I came up with this. We looked up the Latin word for duck because why not? And we noticed that Anates sounds like Senates. SO, we present to you: Anates Populusque Romanus, also known as The Ducks and the People of Rome.”
“ Good morning!! S and I came up with this. We looked up the Latin word for duck because why not? And we noticed that Anates sounds like Senates. SO, we present to you: Anates Populusque Romanus, also known as The Ducks and the People of Rome.”
‘Tis the season of Christmas scented candles for teacher presents lol. Light up that Winter Tree Farm, bishes! 😂 🕯️ 🌲
December 10, 2024 at 9:06 PM
‘Tis the season of Christmas scented candles for teacher presents lol. Light up that Winter Tree Farm, bishes! 😂 🕯️ 🌲
I’ve slept a whole two hours. It’s gonna be a great day.
December 10, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I’ve slept a whole two hours. It’s gonna be a great day.
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Oh weekend, how I love thee! In meo lecto iacebo et dulcidine condormiam. ☺️😴
December 6, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Oh weekend, how I love thee! In meo lecto iacebo et dulcidine condormiam. ☺️😴
Sometimes students will refill my water bottle from the filtered fountain and we all call that “princess water” because it’s far superior to the swampy tap water.
December 5, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Sometimes students will refill my water bottle from the filtered fountain and we all call that “princess water” because it’s far superior to the swampy tap water.
I recently realized I let out this guttural moan when it’s time to get out of the car and go into the school. That should tell you how I’m handling this school year.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I recently realized I let out this guttural moan when it’s time to get out of the car and go into the school. That should tell you how I’m handling this school year.
Two weeks and we’ll be off for Christmas break. I can do this… blarg!
a person riding on the back of a stuffed animal
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December 3, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Two weeks and we’ll be off for Christmas break. I can do this… blarg!
Oh no, it’s Monday again and break is over.
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Oh no, it’s Monday again and break is over.
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Every academic right now
November 29, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Every academic right now
Classicist dad jokes…
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Classicist dad jokes…
When a student’s mom texts you…
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
When a student’s mom texts you…
Wanna get your old hippie mother singing in the car? Put on some Janis Joplin. She still remembers all the words too. 😂
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Wanna get your old hippie mother singing in the car? Put on some Janis Joplin. She still remembers all the words too. 😂
Our classrooms have those sliding partition walls. The one between mine and the science class was broken so kids kept trying to whisper through the hole. I told them, “You aren’t Pyramus and Thisbe! Cut that out!” 😂 We all had a good laugh.
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Our classrooms have those sliding partition walls. The one between mine and the science class was broken so kids kept trying to whisper through the hole. I told them, “You aren’t Pyramus and Thisbe! Cut that out!” 😂 We all had a good laugh.
It’s volcano week in class. We are learning about the eruption of Vesuvius.
a picture of a volcano with a woman 's face in the foreground
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November 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
It’s volcano week in class. We are learning about the eruption of Vesuvius.