Steven
@orthodoxpolock.bsky.social
Nuggets fan, sometimes I paint cool shit. Soros funded Portland arsonist
I just want to know what happened to the flopping technical
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just want to know what happened to the flopping technical
Really pisses me off that a high 5 after the shot is considered a foul in the NBA now. Call that shit a foul on any other court across the globe and you'll either find yourself in a fight or on the sidelines watching everyone else cause no one wants play with your ass.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Really pisses me off that a high 5 after the shot is considered a foul in the NBA now. Call that shit a foul on any other court across the globe and you'll either find yourself in a fight or on the sidelines watching everyone else cause no one wants play with your ass.
Sengun has the biomechanics of an infant
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sengun has the biomechanics of an infant
34 years ago today my mother gave birth to an 11lb baby Steven. Today she is getting her hip replaced. These two things may be related.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
34 years ago today my mother gave birth to an 11lb baby Steven. Today she is getting her hip replaced. These two things may be related.
This is why I only vote for sexy politicians. In the event they all start blowing each other I dont want to have to shudder thinking about it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is why I only vote for sexy politicians. In the event they all start blowing each other I dont want to have to shudder thinking about it.
Weird thing about having a real backup center for the first time since the Plumdog days is that I'm kind of excited for the few games Jokic sits out just so Val can log some actual minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Weird thing about having a real backup center for the first time since the Plumdog days is that I'm kind of excited for the few games Jokic sits out just so Val can log some actual minutes.
Absolute monster. Men, if you see this man in public and he escapes with all his teeth you have failed on your end of the social contract.
Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Absolute monster. Men, if you see this man in public and he escapes with all his teeth you have failed on your end of the social contract.
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he is human and needs to be loved
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
he is human and needs to be loved
Afro Mal, black skyline jerseys, and playing against the Clippers makes me miss Paul Millsap.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Afro Mal, black skyline jerseys, and playing against the Clippers makes me miss Paul Millsap.
Thinking about all the NBA players I will be able to posterize when I weigh -200lbs. Count your fucking days, Wemby.
Dr Oz is estimating the average American will lose about 400 pounds over the next year.
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thinking about all the NBA players I will be able to posterize when I weigh -200lbs. Count your fucking days, Wemby.
Dear God what is this Kings starting lineup, no fanbase should have to witness this
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear God what is this Kings starting lineup, no fanbase should have to witness this
Not winning the in season tournament is the morally correct decision so it's w/e but holy hell that was one of the worst officiated games I've ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Not winning the in season tournament is the morally correct decision so it's w/e but holy hell that was one of the worst officiated games I've ever seen
Back in the day we used to call this the "fuck it, Gary Harris down there somewhere" pass.
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Back in the day we used to call this the "fuck it, Gary Harris down there somewhere" pass.
Look at all them slippery surfaces. Please god, I've never asked you for anything before but I'm calling on you right now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Look at all them slippery surfaces. Please god, I've never asked you for anything before but I'm calling on you right now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
You know what would make the NBA more fun than some silly courts and a tournament nobody gives a fuck about? Do away with the bland corporate bullshit team logos and bring back the fun ones that actually had character.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You know what would make the NBA more fun than some silly courts and a tournament nobody gives a fuck about? Do away with the bland corporate bullshit team logos and bring back the fun ones that actually had character.
I think it's finally safe to say that Chris Paul will never be winning an NBA championship. Thank you basketball gods.
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think it's finally safe to say that Chris Paul will never be winning an NBA championship. Thank you basketball gods.
I think something to note about Jamal Murray is that last off-season was the first real off-season he has had since like pre-Covid due to either Covid itself and its effect on the NBA timeline, being injured, playing Olympics, or a shortened one due to winning a title.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I think something to note about Jamal Murray is that last off-season was the first real off-season he has had since like pre-Covid due to either Covid itself and its effect on the NBA timeline, being injured, playing Olympics, or a shortened one due to winning a title.
I generally think Adam Silver has been an evil force who is trying to kill the basketball gods but rigging the draft to send Victor Wembanyama to the single NBA franchise that wouldn't break him before he found his footing in this league was a good thing.
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I generally think Adam Silver has been an evil force who is trying to kill the basketball gods but rigging the draft to send Victor Wembanyama to the single NBA franchise that wouldn't break him before he found his footing in this league was a good thing.
I've seen enough, Aaron Gordon is the MVP of this league
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've seen enough, Aaron Gordon is the MVP of this league
Cam Johnson has a Bob Ross style energy to him. He just seems so precious.
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Cam Johnson has a Bob Ross style energy to him. He just seems so precious.
As a proud member of the Chris Paul Hater Alliance I am very pleased looking at this Clippers-Jazz score
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As a proud member of the Chris Paul Hater Alliance I am very pleased looking at this Clippers-Jazz score
Can't stop thinking about how cleanly the skater kid just plucked them glasses right off his head. Unpredictable moving target, thin frames, tensions high and he yanked them things no problem. Just incredible coordination, last guy in the world I'd want to be chasing after he just stole my vision.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can't stop thinking about how cleanly the skater kid just plucked them glasses right off his head. Unpredictable moving target, thin frames, tensions high and he yanked them things no problem. Just incredible coordination, last guy in the world I'd want to be chasing after he just stole my vision.
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One thing you don't want to do is be an "oh no my glasses" guy right after antagonizing a crowd
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One thing you don't want to do is be an "oh no my glasses" guy right after antagonizing a crowd
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
The most important thing about the Nuggets so far this preseason is that they look like they are having fun again.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The most important thing about the Nuggets so far this preseason is that they look like they are having fun again.