If I speak….

You know what? I’ll say it— I’m SICK of J*ck Ant*noff slander. He’s a fucking genius in the studio and his compositions are absolutely ethereal. Case in point: his entire catalogue, but also atw10m, is it over now, illicit affairs, labyrinth, imgonnagetyouback! They create magic together.

On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?

Drake sued me too. For being too cute

I will fuck up 8-12 of those lil dark chocolate Lindt balls.

Sorry I didn’t text you back I’m so in love with you that I threw up

My boyfriend waiting for me at doors in the game like a polite gentleman, even when I lag behind.

I think the taste music video is the most impressive credit in my catalogue.

When he WON won…..

Charles fell asleep before me, which feels rare. So I can gush: He’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Charles properly getting me into Doctor who has both changed my life for the better and ruined it.

the girl with the green ribbon, northernblots artist.