"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent