Orozimbo 🇨🇱
@orozimbo.bsky.social
There's gotta be some people asking chatgpt to rate their dicks.
January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There's gotta be some people asking chatgpt to rate their dicks.
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Can you guys fucking collapse already
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Can you guys fucking collapse already
(to the tune of british soccer fans)
On January 6th
On January 6th
Where were you all
On January 6th
On January 6th
On January 6th
Where were you all
On January 6th
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
(to the tune of british soccer fans)
On January 6th
On January 6th
Where were you all
On January 6th
On January 6th
On January 6th
Where were you all
On January 6th
(to the tune of british soccer fans)
When you are dead
When you are dead
We'll all be so happy
When you are dead
When you are dead
When you are dead
We'll all be so happy
When you are dead
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
(to the tune of british soccer fans)
When you are dead
When you are dead
We'll all be so happy
When you are dead
When you are dead
When you are dead
We'll all be so happy
When you are dead
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i pray one day there won't be a safe place for ICE agents to hide from what they've done
How much more in your face can it be?
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i pray one day there won't be a safe place for ICE agents to hide from what they've done
I genuinely don't think he's gonna die just by the secreting it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I genuinely don't think he's gonna die just by the secreting it.
Can you guys fucking collapse already
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Can you guys fucking collapse already
No rights have been restored to Venezuelans. So far there's has been only one consistent message from the US: we rule now.
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
No rights have been restored to Venezuelans. So far there's has been only one consistent message from the US: we rule now.
Being positive, it's unlikely that Venezuela invades Guyana at this moment.
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Being positive, it's unlikely that Venezuela invades Guyana at this moment.
It's the end of the pretension of the existence of international law.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It's the end of the pretension of the existence of international law.
Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don't have a job.
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don't have a job.
I'm not saying put the Christ back in Christmas but maybe camels would be fun.
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm not saying put the Christ back in Christmas but maybe camels would be fun.
Zooey Deschannel has always been great, you haters are just lame.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Zooey Deschannel has always been great, you haters are just lame.
There was plenty of incompetence going around in Germany and Italy in the 30's too.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There was plenty of incompetence going around in Germany and Italy in the 30's too.
Villain: But mr. Bond, how did you manage to take your antidote pill? You had no water!
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Villain: But mr. Bond, how did you manage to take your antidote pill? You had no water!
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
I think there's enough evidence out there to pinpoint the exact moment when Donald heard for the first time the word "affordability" and thought "huh, I get it, like being able to afford stuff".
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think there's enough evidence out there to pinpoint the exact moment when Donald heard for the first time the word "affordability" and thought "huh, I get it, like being able to afford stuff".
The Bayeux Tapestry is a great historical artifact but a lousy graphic novel.
June 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Bayeux Tapestry is a great historical artifact but a lousy graphic novel.
After careful consideration, Death to America
March 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
After careful consideration, Death to America
I DO listen to podcasts, but, not like the weird ones.
October 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I DO listen to podcasts, but, not like the weird ones.
This place seems like dirtbag left central. I'm going back to the Wine Mom site, thank you very much.
August 15, 2024 at 3:32 PM
This place seems like dirtbag left central. I'm going back to the Wine Mom site, thank you very much.
