Ormand
@ormand.bsky.social
Trombone owner-operator and "Daddy" to 2 lovely cats.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Does he even own a suit?
I always have lots of help sorting the laundry.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I always have lots of help sorting the laundry.
So the U.S. treasury is planning to issue a $1 coin with Trump pictured on both sides. It would only be reasonable for Americans to follow the Canadian example and call it "The Loonie".
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So the U.S. treasury is planning to issue a $1 coin with Trump pictured on both sides. It would only be reasonable for Americans to follow the Canadian example and call it "The Loonie".
Who was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Alexander the Grape.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Who was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Alexander the Grape.
What do you call a bunch of rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare line.
A receding hare line.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What do you call a bunch of rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare line.
A receding hare line.
Happy Hallowe'en everybody.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy Hallowe'en everybody.
How can Trump even think about running in 2028? He can barely walk now.
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
How can Trump even think about running in 2028? He can barely walk now.
Happy Caturday! It's a bit of a cat and mouse game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Caturday! It's a bit of a cat and mouse game.
I'm sure others have noticed this (and even spoken and written about it) before. I am therefore a bit embarrassed to have just realized that Trump named his social media platform after the propaganda wing of the Russian Government. Pravda, of course, is Russian for "Truth."
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm sure others have noticed this (and even spoken and written about it) before. I am therefore a bit embarrassed to have just realized that Trump named his social media platform after the propaganda wing of the Russian Government. Pravda, of course, is Russian for "Truth."
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Doctor, the patient is suffering from acute ethanol ingestion.
Doctor: "Quick, give him a shot of whiskey!"
Doctor: "Quick, give him a shot of whiskey!"
Up is down.
Fearing a decline in mass shootings in blue states, justice dept sues California to ensure that more weapons can be legally concealed.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
Fearing a decline in mass shootings in blue states, justice dept sues California to ensure that more weapons can be legally concealed.
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
DOJ sues LA sheriff for not giving out concealed carry licenses quickly enough
The U.S. Department of Justice has sued the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, alleging it violated the Constitution by moving too slowly to process gun licenses for people who want to carry con...
abcnews.go.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Doctor, the patient is suffering from acute ethanol ingestion.
Doctor: "Quick, give him a shot of whiskey!"
Doctor: "Quick, give him a shot of whiskey!"
Have you heard about the guy who thought a frugal horn was just a cheap trumpet?
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Have you heard about the guy who thought a frugal horn was just a cheap trumpet?
The bun is the lowest form of wheat. 🤔
August 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The bun is the lowest form of wheat. 🤔
From the list of failed musical titles: "York, York".
August 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
From the list of failed musical titles: "York, York".
So, today is Fried, eh?
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So, today is Fried, eh?
If Thelonius Monk was a drummer, would he be a Trappist?
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If Thelonius Monk was a drummer, would he be a Trappist?
Remember Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner cartoons?
He had a brother who was even more given to pursuing impossible goals:🙂 Don Coyote.
He had a brother who was even more given to pursuing impossible goals:🙂 Don Coyote.
August 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Remember Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner cartoons?
He had a brother who was even more given to pursuing impossible goals:🙂 Don Coyote.
He had a brother who was even more given to pursuing impossible goals:🙂 Don Coyote.
Who made an ass of himself by tilting at windmills?
Donkey Hotay.
Donkey Hotay.
July 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who made an ass of himself by tilting at windmills?
Donkey Hotay.
Donkey Hotay.