Orli
orlimalev.bsky.social
Orli
@orlimalev.bsky.social
Ok here me out: Event Horizon, but they open a gateway to heaven and not hell.
August 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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If you'd like to run away to the 1660s and have an adventure featuring sapphic romance, sword fights, pirates, werewolves, and vampires, instead of thinking about... [gestures widely], the ebook of THE VENGEANCE is currently on sale for 99p! geni.us/Solarissale Any boosts gratefully received!
July 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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💠 A 1000xRESIST VINYL GIVEAWAY 💠

HEKKI GRACE to everyone who has ordered so far 💙 the response to our vinyl has been AMAZING!!

We are celebrating by giving away one of each variant!

To enter:

1. Follow us and @veryokvinyl.com
2. Repost this
3. Comment "red to blue"

Winners TBA June 17, 2025.
June 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Get rotated idiot. Get absolutely spun
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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PLANETFALL by @emmanewman.bsky.social is one of my favorite books of the past decade. I’ve read it twice and I always catch myself thinking about it. The world building ideas in it are not new, but the eyes that view that world and the voice that tells the story are thoughtful & IMHO truly unique.
September 28, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I will always laugh at this
November 30, 2023 at 8:18 AM
why do old people want to play you their music and we have to be like "yeah, that's nice" but they'll never entertain listening to our music? I am sick of listening to Dean Martin and pretending to like it.
October 25, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Anything with nuts
What is your all time favourite Ice Cream flavour?
September 29, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I want to make "cultural shock" videos about Australia and just make stuff up like "Did you know that Australians call toilets shiteroos?"
September 28, 2023 at 2:15 AM