orlandparker.bsky.social
@orlandparker.bsky.social
Repeating myself for the whole world to see.I'm so tired of everyone blaming the Cubs for all this shit. It isn't the Cubs, it's all the assholes who voted for the orange turd.
The world didn't go to shit because the Cubs won in 2016. It went to shit because too many people voted for that orange piece of shit & he happened to "win*" a bunch of rural states (populated by a bunch of rubes who are afraid of the evil cities) by enough to get the presidency
*With some help
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted
Let's put the blame in the right place. The fucking assholes that voted for him. Not on some fairy tale shift into an "Alternate Timeline".
October 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don't know. As someone who has lived here in the Chicago area all my life (70 yrs so far), have only moved 1 time in my life, Have retired, and have no plans at all to move again, I am not taking financial advice from someone who has a book "Escape Illinois, Should I Stay or should I Go"
September 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The bad...the Cubs were on Fox yesterday & are on ESPN tonight so we are stuck with the national bobbleheads, errr I mean broadcasters for these games (I'm looking directly at you Smoltz) The Good....we don't have to put up with the knucklehead Alex Cohen this weekend.
August 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I know why the Cubs are playing like early in the season again. They re-aquired there good luck charm. It all started going downhill after they dumped Naperville Nicky. They get him back in the organization, they score 6 runs in the 1st 2 innings.
3B Nicky Lopez assigned to Chicago Cubs.
August 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Cubs are mourning Ryne Sandberg by playing dead in Milwaukee
July 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The longer and longer this trading season goes with no Cubs moves make me thinks this is going to be a 1998 type of trading deadline for the Cubs (Matt Karchner anyone?)
July 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You can hang that banner right next to your World Series banner.
Your Milwaukee Brewers will enter the all star break a mere 2.5 games behind Detroit for the best record in major league baseball.
July 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Chip Diller endorses Andrew Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Its amazing that the Apple TV play by play guy can even talk with his mouth full with Skubals dick.
June 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm always amazed how Cub fans always want to play people out of position. Also...who's playing 1st in this "dream" lineup? You have 4 outfielders and no 1st baseman.
Any word from the #Cubs of Carson Kelly taking reps at 3B?

Carson Kelly played 48 games at 3B in (13 yrs ago rookie league). But...

Could you imagine:

Happ
Tucker
Suzuki
Kelly (3B)
Ballesteros (DH)
PCA
Hoerner
Swanson
Amaya (C)
May 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm convinced the Cubs are doing so bad because they tried to claim the Pope yesterday.
May 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm sure this is a fake tweet, but why is this the 1st thing I thought of when I heard the news the Pope Died?
April 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Taylor McGregor bobblehead? Isn't that just Taylor every day IRL? @watchmarquee.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
For those who are interested, 2 of the 3 guys the Cubs traded for Tucker homered tonight.
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Come On Jed...He's available!
RHP Héctor Neris elected free agency.
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I used to like Booker a lot. Followed him when he was mayor of Newark thru his Senate candidacy. I sent Booker money when he was running for President only for him to drop out the next day. Its going to take a lot for me to trust him again.
I just sent Cory Booker money. I will send money to anyone who fights, and I will not send money to anyone who cowers in fear. That has to be the situation, for all of us.
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@adams-steve.bsky.social Im trying to figure out how the Japan roster works. Can the Cubs only put the 2 starters on the 26 man roster & leave the others off (even if they are on the trip like Taillon & Boyd. I've heard this is a possibility)? What would be the status of the players left off? (1/3)
March 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@adams-steve.bsky.social Missed your chat today, but I have a question. Matt Shaw. If he's not on the 26 man roster thats going to Japan,but is on the 26 man (& stays there) once the domestic regular season starts,do the Cubs still qualify for draft pick incentives if he finishes high in ROY voting?
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Maybe this is what he is going to say at his speech today
March 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hello Bluesky. Making the move over here.
February 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM