Sharpton a lightweight? Sure, he lost a lot of weight and now IS a lot lighter.

I'm sure this is a fake tweet, but why is this the 1st thing I thought of when I heard the news the Pope Died?

Sure, thru the magic of Clairol

For those who are interested, 2 of the 3 guys the Cubs traded for Tucker homered tonight.

Maybe this is what he is going to say at his speech today