James Roe he/him
@origammi.bsky.social
It is not just possible to hold two contradictory thoughts in your head, it is necessary
"They couldn't film in Chicago?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
"They couldn't film in Chicago?"
"Imagine if David Lean made epics..."
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Imagine if David Lean made epics..."
It is not a ballroom it is a bribe machine.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It is not a ballroom it is a bribe machine.
Thank you for using the word "chisler." I didn't realize how much I missed it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Thank you for using the word "chisler." I didn't realize how much I missed it.
Few people realize that Johnson's political career when began when, while swanning about in some Louisiana sewage he swam into the ear of an unsuspecting swimmer. That swimmer was Robert Kennedy, Jr.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Few people realize that Johnson's political career when began when, while swanning about in some Louisiana sewage he swam into the ear of an unsuspecting swimmer. That swimmer was Robert Kennedy, Jr.
All the while hope for an affordable home in a walkable area.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All the while hope for an affordable home in a walkable area.
He does look like someone who really savors second breakfast and all the other meals between meals.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He does look like someone who really savors second breakfast and all the other meals between meals.
Why not just ban medicine? If white willow and echinacea don't cure it, it's God's will.
Unless you're rich.
Unless you're rich.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why not just ban medicine? If white willow and echinacea don't cure it, it's God's will.
Unless you're rich.
Unless you're rich.
We would try to predict the weather in Ohio, do you get a costume that you can wear your coat under or look cool and risk the humiliation you described.
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We would try to predict the weather in Ohio, do you get a costume that you can wear your coat under or look cool and risk the humiliation you described.
Election tampering is what I'm most concerned with. His henchmen have had a lot of time to think and plan.
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Election tampering is what I'm most concerned with. His henchmen have had a lot of time to think and plan.
30 to 50 feral hogs...
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
30 to 50 feral hogs...
And not even Commander Cheeto can pardon a state charge.
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
And not even Commander Cheeto can pardon a state charge.
We all try them once.
There's something alluring about a candy that looks like a salmon colored throw pillow, and unfortunately tastes like one too.
There's something alluring about a candy that looks like a salmon colored throw pillow, and unfortunately tastes like one too.
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We all try them once.
There's something alluring about a candy that looks like a salmon colored throw pillow, and unfortunately tastes like one too.
There's something alluring about a candy that looks like a salmon colored throw pillow, and unfortunately tastes like one too.
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I have a theory that we are all born knowing all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - even those of us who were born before it was released. It is deep ancestral memory; Queen just captured that deep ancestral memory
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have a theory that we are all born knowing all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - even those of us who were born before it was released. It is deep ancestral memory; Queen just captured that deep ancestral memory
There's nothing like a good case of diarrhea to throw off your electrolyte balance. Get some salt in your diet. A pinch in some oatmeal, a sports drink or some chicken soup will help.
When I'm suffering I crave cheeseburgers.
When I'm suffering I crave cheeseburgers.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's nothing like a good case of diarrhea to throw off your electrolyte balance. Get some salt in your diet. A pinch in some oatmeal, a sports drink or some chicken soup will help.
When I'm suffering I crave cheeseburgers.
When I'm suffering I crave cheeseburgers.
ICE are either conscripted from the people who received a pardon on Jan. 6 or were recommended by same.
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
ICE are either conscripted from the people who received a pardon on Jan. 6 or were recommended by same.
"Bacon with legs? That has so much potential for love or death."
October 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"Bacon with legs? That has so much potential for love or death."
My first self-made meal was potato chips and mayonnaise on white bread. I was four.
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My first self-made meal was potato chips and mayonnaise on white bread. I was four.
Several people received their Nobels while under house arrest or while in prison.
Run that by Donnie the next time you see him.
Run that by Donnie the next time you see him.
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Several people received their Nobels while under house arrest or while in prison.
Run that by Donnie the next time you see him.
Run that by Donnie the next time you see him.
Trump makes even his grifts expecptionally tacky.
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Trump makes even his grifts expecptionally tacky.
To paraphrase Fran Leibowitz, "Your odds are the same whether you buy a ticket or not."
October 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
To paraphrase Fran Leibowitz, "Your odds are the same whether you buy a ticket or not."
If you say it while dancing the Lindy Hop they might let you turn on the siren.
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you say it while dancing the Lindy Hop they might let you turn on the siren.