James Roe he/him
@origammi.bsky.social
It is not just possible to hold two contradictory thoughts in your head, it is necessary
Put on a coat for the first time this year. Instead of finding money in the pocket I found a cookie and a bag of potato chips.
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Put on a coat for the first time this year. Instead of finding money in the pocket I found a cookie and a bag of potato chips.
I overheard a woman talking about a woman who got in a fight and won. In explanation she said "the woman, she was a cowboy. She fucked everyone up."
Her friend asked "fucked everyone up, wadda ya' mean?"
To which she replied, "you ever seen Brokeback Mountain?"
I cannot fathom what she meant.
Her friend asked "fucked everyone up, wadda ya' mean?"
To which she replied, "you ever seen Brokeback Mountain?"
I cannot fathom what she meant.
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I overheard a woman talking about a woman who got in a fight and won. In explanation she said "the woman, she was a cowboy. She fucked everyone up."
Her friend asked "fucked everyone up, wadda ya' mean?"
To which she replied, "you ever seen Brokeback Mountain?"
I cannot fathom what she meant.
Her friend asked "fucked everyone up, wadda ya' mean?"
To which she replied, "you ever seen Brokeback Mountain?"
I cannot fathom what she meant.
Remember, Sunday we begin a week of having our pets look at us while thinking "I knew you could feed me an hour early if you really wanted."
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Remember, Sunday we begin a week of having our pets look at us while thinking "I knew you could feed me an hour early if you really wanted."
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I have a theory that we are all born knowing all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - even those of us who were born before it was released. It is deep ancestral memory; Queen just captured that deep ancestral memory
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have a theory that we are all born knowing all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - even those of us who were born before it was released. It is deep ancestral memory; Queen just captured that deep ancestral memory
When will we see Kevin Sorbo patrolling the streets of D.C.?
August 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When will we see Kevin Sorbo patrolling the streets of D.C.?
Want to know who would love to show at the Sphere? This guy would be perfect for it.
August 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Want to know who would love to show at the Sphere? This guy would be perfect for it.
Dear Movie Theaters, I don't care about which movie house serves goat-cheese machos or which one has seats with vibrators. I simply want to know which theater has the biggest screen and best projection.
Everything else is very secondary.
Everything else is very secondary.
July 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dear Movie Theaters, I don't care about which movie house serves goat-cheese machos or which one has seats with vibrators. I simply want to know which theater has the biggest screen and best projection.
Everything else is very secondary.
Everything else is very secondary.
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June 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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When I think of Kilmar Abrego Garcia I think of Otto Warmbier, the American student imprisoned in North Korea for trying to steal a political poster on 1/2/2016.
Returned to the US in June 2017 it was revealed he had been in a vegetative state. He died 6/17/2017 without ever recovering.
Returned to the US in June 2017 it was revealed he had been in a vegetative state. He died 6/17/2017 without ever recovering.
April 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When I think of Kilmar Abrego Garcia I think of Otto Warmbier, the American student imprisoned in North Korea for trying to steal a political poster on 1/2/2016.
Returned to the US in June 2017 it was revealed he had been in a vegetative state. He died 6/17/2017 without ever recovering.
Returned to the US in June 2017 it was revealed he had been in a vegetative state. He died 6/17/2017 without ever recovering.
Who decided the "S" on Superman's costume stands for hope? It's dumb and adds nothing to the narrative.
April 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Who decided the "S" on Superman's costume stands for hope? It's dumb and adds nothing to the narrative.
I've heard that Steven Seagal was the worst SNL host so often lately, I almost feel sorry for him.
March 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've heard that Steven Seagal was the worst SNL host so often lately, I almost feel sorry for him.
There should be a law requiring Elon Musk to carry a white cat in his arms at all times. When he speaks he must give it long, indulgent strokes.
March 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There should be a law requiring Elon Musk to carry a white cat in his arms at all times. When he speaks he must give it long, indulgent strokes.
Best thing at today's Oval Office press conference? Steven Miller looking like he's thinking "Musk, he won't miss the child. he has ten more. So small, so tender and succulent."
February 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Best thing at today's Oval Office press conference? Steven Miller looking like he's thinking "Musk, he won't miss the child. he has ten more. So small, so tender and succulent."
For this we need vouchers?
I taught in a windowless bunker that had been a receiving dock. One year my annual budget consisted of two cases of copy paper.
Anyone who says vouchers are about equity is a liar. Vouchers are stealing from the poor to give to the rich.
I taught in a windowless bunker that had been a receiving dock. One year my annual budget consisted of two cases of copy paper.
Anyone who says vouchers are about equity is a liar. Vouchers are stealing from the poor to give to the rich.
With eyes on the future, Fort Worth Country Day unveils new $25M lower school
Fourth graders Bella and Declan step into a new era at Fort Worth Country Day’s Lower School — where natural light fills the halls.
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February 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For this we need vouchers?
I taught in a windowless bunker that had been a receiving dock. One year my annual budget consisted of two cases of copy paper.
Anyone who says vouchers are about equity is a liar. Vouchers are stealing from the poor to give to the rich.
I taught in a windowless bunker that had been a receiving dock. One year my annual budget consisted of two cases of copy paper.
Anyone who says vouchers are about equity is a liar. Vouchers are stealing from the poor to give to the rich.
With all the celebrity commercials tonight it must be impossible to make money in the movies.
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
With all the celebrity commercials tonight it must be impossible to make money in the movies.
A leaf, the wind, eh.
I don't care. Do I have to
do everything here?
I don't care. Do I have to
do everything here?
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
A leaf, the wind, eh.
I don't care. Do I have to
do everything here?
I don't care. Do I have to
do everything here?
Unable to access my Social Security account since last week.
A U.S. attorney wrote a letter to Musk to inform him that anyone who "impedes your important work" will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Fuck
A U.S. attorney wrote a letter to Musk to inform him that anyone who "impedes your important work" will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Fuck
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Unable to access my Social Security account since last week.
A U.S. attorney wrote a letter to Musk to inform him that anyone who "impedes your important work" will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Fuck
A U.S. attorney wrote a letter to Musk to inform him that anyone who "impedes your important work" will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Fuck
I have decided to restrict my postings to movies about 1) sexy lady robots who gain consciousness and become homicidal and 2) dystopian science fiction stories where everyone lives underground but one day discover they were lied to about life on the surface.
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I have decided to restrict my postings to movies about 1) sexy lady robots who gain consciousness and become homicidal and 2) dystopian science fiction stories where everyone lives underground but one day discover they were lied to about life on the surface.
Three advantages far-fascist republicans have over the Democrats.
1) They are funded by money we don't know about.
2) They have the media running defense for them.
3) They are utterly without empathy or compassion. The only human emotion they know is contempt.
1) They are funded by money we don't know about.
2) They have the media running defense for them.
3) They are utterly without empathy or compassion. The only human emotion they know is contempt.
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Three advantages far-fascist republicans have over the Democrats.
1) They are funded by money we don't know about.
2) They have the media running defense for them.
3) They are utterly without empathy or compassion. The only human emotion they know is contempt.
1) They are funded by money we don't know about.
2) They have the media running defense for them.
3) They are utterly without empathy or compassion. The only human emotion they know is contempt.
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
My favorite gain from the RFK jr. hearings is that the only way Megyn Kelly can get on television is by sitting in the audience.
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My favorite gain from the RFK jr. hearings is that the only way Megyn Kelly can get on television is by sitting in the audience.
On a completely different note; the curtain rods I bought for my new apartment are incomprehensible.
January 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
On a completely different note; the curtain rods I bought for my new apartment are incomprehensible.
This is the second step in Project 2025 to destroy the American Dream. Call your reps, take a breath and be ready. There will be more and if it hasn't already affected you personally, give it time, it will.
CALL YOUR REPS!
CALL YOUR REPS!
Call your 2 Senators & House Rep today and use this script. It is illegal for the Executive to seize control over the monies already allocated by Congress. Say you are a voter who never misses an election (and I hope you are):
January 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is the second step in Project 2025 to destroy the American Dream. Call your reps, take a breath and be ready. There will be more and if it hasn't already affected you personally, give it time, it will.
CALL YOUR REPS!
CALL YOUR REPS!
Jon Stewart interviews Prof. Brooke Harrington about the influence of the "broligarchy" on today's political landscape.
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Brooke Harrington - Trump’s “Broligarchy” of Tech Billionaires | The Daily Show
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January 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jon Stewart interviews Prof. Brooke Harrington about the influence of the "broligarchy" on today's political landscape.
youtu.be/DvCmBOenfsQ?...
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