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James Roe he/him
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It is not just possible to hold two contradictory thoughts in your head, it is necessary
Best clickbait ever!
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is Elmer. He knows you're having a tough time. He says you can pet his fuzz face any time you want.
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Want to know who would love to show at the Sphere? This guy would be perfect for it.
August 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This was another ubiquitous book.
June 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
March 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is Mary Bentley, the Arkansas State Rep whose bill could make "non-gender conforming" haircuts a sue-able offense. I think she knows A LOT about offensive haircuts.
March 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Best thing at today's Oval Office press conference? Steven Miller looking like he's thinking "Musk, he won't miss the child. he has ten more. So small, so tender and succulent."
February 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Unable to access my Social Security account since last week.

A U.S. attorney wrote a letter to Musk to inform him that anyone who "impedes your important work" will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Fuck
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I remember riding my bike to the pony keg store to buy most of these off of a wire spinner rack. My first painting was from a Neal Adams panel of the Vision. I spent a few years trying to draw like Gary Panter
January 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character but wrong answers only.
January 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Don't make fun of Darkseid, it's sad that he's been reduced to promoting on-line boner pills.
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Darkseid must have hit hard times, he's shilling for the latest reflux pill.
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Oh no! In response to the tweet below I tweeted Ted Cruz to go choke on a chicken bone and now I've been banned from Twitter.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining.
October 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Gail, Gail, Gail, your specious claims are so easy to refute. Here is a promo still for Star Trek with Spock in his favorite hat.

Case closed.
Ipso Facto.
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.
October 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I'm opening a restaurant where the waitstaff wear togas and we feature Japanese soups. I'll name it Ramen Empire.
September 12, 2024 at 9:29 PM
September 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Is there anyone who actually respects Ted?
September 3, 2024 at 3:21 PM
July 31, 2024 at 8:50 AM
The replacement for Project 2025.
July 31, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Do these commercials make ANYONE want to buy glasses?

I can't tell if they're ridiculing imaginary or if they just think that's what urban types do. Regardless, I hate them.
July 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
June 30, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Dallas has a giraffe.
April 20, 2024 at 8:13 AM
My picture came out different from y'alls.
April 8, 2024 at 7:53 PM