Wow, that Gaiman stuff was this year, huh? Good LORD.

When I was standing in the driveway, people tended to go up the stairs, and then jump when I followed them, thinking I was an inflatable statue.

And there were 2 trick or treaters who needed curbside delivery of candy because they couldn’t handle the stairs, one with an oversized costume and one on rollerblades.

Saying other people shouldn’t protest something because something else is more important to you comes across censorship and as support for the opposite side.

Roko's Inferno: you don't go to hell, we recreate you in hell, and make you watch horrible ads for all time, to keep the profit wheel turning!