Dan//Semi-pro Smartass
@orellavac.bsky.social
Artist, writer, dreamer, trash gremlin, and serial ellipsis abuser...
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
I'm building a model...
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
August 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm building a model...
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
Hey artists, quote with your woman art
August 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey artists, quote with your woman art
I'm tired boss. Dog tired.
August 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm tired boss. Dog tired.
I call that the Riker-Sisko Effect:
You're so used to them having a beard that when you see them pre-beard, it's kind of a mild uncanny valley effect.
You're so used to them having a beard that when you see them pre-beard, it's kind of a mild uncanny valley effect.
August 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I call that the Riker-Sisko Effect:
You're so used to them having a beard that when you see them pre-beard, it's kind of a mild uncanny valley effect.
You're so used to them having a beard that when you see them pre-beard, it's kind of a mild uncanny valley effect.
Ah yes, that was this Datsun for me. Started out well enough and then decided to fight me when I started getting everything put together.
I have built a few car kits like that. And when you finish (whether it turns out well or not) you're like, it's done, let us never fuck with it again!
I have built a few car kits like that. And when you finish (whether it turns out well or not) you're like, it's done, let us never fuck with it again!
July 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ah yes, that was this Datsun for me. Started out well enough and then decided to fight me when I started getting everything put together.
I have built a few car kits like that. And when you finish (whether it turns out well or not) you're like, it's done, let us never fuck with it again!
I have built a few car kits like that. And when you finish (whether it turns out well or not) you're like, it's done, let us never fuck with it again!
This is Avocado toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
July 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Avocado toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
Yaaaay giant radioactive disco ball!
July 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yaaaay giant radioactive disco ball!
My blocklist on bsky isn't as large as it is on Xwitter.
But it is one shithead longer today.
But it is one shithead longer today.
June 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My blocklist on bsky isn't as large as it is on Xwitter.
But it is one shithead longer today.
But it is one shithead longer today.
Yeah. Believe me, I understand.
June 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Yeah. Believe me, I understand.
Maaan FUCK today.
June 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Maaan FUCK today.
I used to watch a lot of anime (a lot aren't on this list)
...and now I guess I don't watch so much anymore...😭
...and now I guess I don't watch so much anymore...😭
June 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I used to watch a lot of anime (a lot aren't on this list)
...and now I guess I don't watch so much anymore...😭
...and now I guess I don't watch so much anymore...😭
Namely this particular Jessica Cruz
June 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Namely this particular Jessica Cruz
It is a bit difficult to handle on mobile, but I've been making it work.
(I mean not well, but... 😂)
(I mean not well, but... 😂)
June 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It is a bit difficult to handle on mobile, but I've been making it work.
(I mean not well, but... 😂)
(I mean not well, but... 😂)
Rolling up on the final boss ready to avenge the fallen like
May 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Rolling up on the final boss ready to avenge the fallen like
Dear Canada,
As an American, I would like nothing more than to see you tell that fat, stinky, demented piece of shit where he can shove his offer.
As an American, I would like nothing more than to see you tell that fat, stinky, demented piece of shit where he can shove his offer.
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Dear Canada,
As an American, I would like nothing more than to see you tell that fat, stinky, demented piece of shit where he can shove his offer.
As an American, I would like nothing more than to see you tell that fat, stinky, demented piece of shit where he can shove his offer.
You start the game up, it plays Panama by VanHalen, and there's just SO MUCH TO DO.
May 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You start the game up, it plays Panama by VanHalen, and there's just SO MUCH TO DO.
Meanwhile Carlotta and Cartethiya are both like:
May 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Meanwhile Carlotta and Cartethiya are both like:
Honestly there's a lot of really good art in this book and there are very few pages I was willing to sacrifice to the ink bleed gods.
May 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honestly there's a lot of really good art in this book and there are very few pages I was willing to sacrifice to the ink bleed gods.