Dan//Semi-pro Smartass
@orellavac.bsky.social
Artist, writer, dreamer, trash gremlin, and serial ellipsis abuser...
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
Okay you guys...what the fuck does 6 7 mean? Help an old dude out.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Okay you guys...what the fuck does 6 7 mean? Help an old dude out.
Batman
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Name a FIlm with a Bat, Spider, or Snake.
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Batman
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Once again reminded what a shithole Xwitter is.
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Once again reminded what a shithole Xwitter is.
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
I still can't listen to this song because of the breakup it represents for me
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I still can't listen to this song because of the breakup it represents for me
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
You know that part in the book "Flowers for Algernon" when Charlie is starting to get dumber again, but he's still smart enough to realize what's happening?
Yeah, that's me right now.
Yeah, that's me right now.
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know that part in the book "Flowers for Algernon" when Charlie is starting to get dumber again, but he's still smart enough to realize what's happening?
Yeah, that's me right now.
Yeah, that's me right now.
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One of the biggest inspiration for the creation of Olesia is Superman, so after watching the movie, I decided to finally draw them together.
Really happy how it turned out. First time drawing Superman and I felt I did a great job on him.
#art #artist #oc #originalcharacter #superman #crossover
Really happy how it turned out. First time drawing Superman and I felt I did a great job on him.
#art #artist #oc #originalcharacter #superman #crossover
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
One of the biggest inspiration for the creation of Olesia is Superman, so after watching the movie, I decided to finally draw them together.
Really happy how it turned out. First time drawing Superman and I felt I did a great job on him.
#art #artist #oc #originalcharacter #superman #crossover
Really happy how it turned out. First time drawing Superman and I felt I did a great job on him.
#art #artist #oc #originalcharacter #superman #crossover
I'm building a model...
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
August 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm building a model...
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
1970 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda
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Oh, there are A LOT.
This time around I'll recommend Armitage III.
Cyberpunk story about bionic (and biological!) robots called 3rd-Types who are getting systematically murdered. Naomi Armitage (also a 3rd-Type) is the girl on the case.
This time around I'll recommend Armitage III.
Cyberpunk story about bionic (and biological!) robots called 3rd-Types who are getting systematically murdered. Naomi Armitage (also a 3rd-Type) is the girl on the case.
August 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh, there are A LOT.
This time around I'll recommend Armitage III.
Cyberpunk story about bionic (and biological!) robots called 3rd-Types who are getting systematically murdered. Naomi Armitage (also a 3rd-Type) is the girl on the case.
This time around I'll recommend Armitage III.
Cyberpunk story about bionic (and biological!) robots called 3rd-Types who are getting systematically murdered. Naomi Armitage (also a 3rd-Type) is the girl on the case.
Hey artists, quote with your woman art
August 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey artists, quote with your woman art
I'm tired boss. Dog tired.
August 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm tired boss. Dog tired.
This is Avocado toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
July 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Avocado toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
But if there were 6.02 of them, it would be Avogadro's Toast.
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I’m really tired of searching “avatar” and getting the blue people. Yall know what I’m here for 😂
a cartoon character holding a wooden stick and smiling
Alt: a cartoon character holding a wooden stick and smiling
media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m really tired of searching “avatar” and getting the blue people. Yall know what I’m here for 😂
Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
But that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
July 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
But that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
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Ozzy knew the end was near, I am glad he was able to perform one last time recently.
Tis a shame when one of the greats go, but my god didn't he have an amazing legacy.
ALL ABOARD!!
Tis a shame when one of the greats go, but my god didn't he have an amazing legacy.
ALL ABOARD!!
a black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone with his mouth open .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ozzy knew the end was near, I am glad he was able to perform one last time recently.
Tis a shame when one of the greats go, but my god didn't he have an amazing legacy.
ALL ABOARD!!
Tis a shame when one of the greats go, but my god didn't he have an amazing legacy.
ALL ABOARD!!
I got to See Ozzy Osbourne in OKC in 2008. It was around my birthday and a friend took me to the concert as a birthday present. Rob Zombie opened for him.
The show was amazing. Ozzy was as awesome as you think he was.
The show was amazing. Ozzy was as awesome as you think he was.
July 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I got to See Ozzy Osbourne in OKC in 2008. It was around my birthday and a friend took me to the concert as a birthday present. Rob Zombie opened for him.
The show was amazing. Ozzy was as awesome as you think he was.
The show was amazing. Ozzy was as awesome as you think he was.
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Cultured people:
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!”
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!”
July 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cultured people:
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!”
“Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Eorlingas!”
Hehehe the Japanese translation apparently says "incredibly worthy" instead of "valid as fuck" and now I need a Non-Binary Thor. Can somebody make this cosplay happen? 😁
Happy non-binary day to all you amazing non-binary people!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hehehe the Japanese translation apparently says "incredibly worthy" instead of "valid as fuck" and now I need a Non-Binary Thor. Can somebody make this cosplay happen? 😁
Happy non-binary day to all you amazing non-binary people!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
July 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Happy non-binary day to all you amazing non-binary people!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
Remember you're VALID AS FUCK whether you're androgynous, gender-conforming, NGC, or even in the closet!
Family members stop asking the aro when he's gonna "finally settle down and get married" challenge
Level: impossible.
Level: impossible.
July 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Family members stop asking the aro when he's gonna "finally settle down and get married" challenge
Level: impossible.
Level: impossible.
Pink Floyd's The Wall.
The album, I love. The movie, I cannot/will not watch.
The album, I love. The movie, I cannot/will not watch.
Name a Film Everyone loves except You.
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pink Floyd's The Wall.
The album, I love. The movie, I cannot/will not watch.
The album, I love. The movie, I cannot/will not watch.
I damn near died forcing myself to work a full shift at a grocery store with a ruptured appendix bc I was afraid of getting fired.
I was young & they were always threatening employees' jobs over the slightest things, so I thought I had reason to be afraid. But at any rate I didn't come back anyway.
I was young & they were always threatening employees' jobs over the slightest things, so I thought I had reason to be afraid. But at any rate I didn't come back anyway.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I damn near died forcing myself to work a full shift at a grocery store with a ruptured appendix bc I was afraid of getting fired.
I was young & they were always threatening employees' jobs over the slightest things, so I thought I had reason to be afraid. But at any rate I didn't come back anyway.
I was young & they were always threatening employees' jobs over the slightest things, so I thought I had reason to be afraid. But at any rate I didn't come back anyway.