Dan//Semi-pro Smartass
@orellavac.bsky.social
Artist, writer, dreamer, trash gremlin, and serial ellipsis abuser...
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
He/Him
Aromantic but also A Romantic.
Okay you guys...what the fuck does 6 7 mean? Help an old dude out.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Okay you guys...what the fuck does 6 7 mean? Help an old dude out.
WB fucked up, as WB does.
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
WB fucked up, as WB does.
Batman
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Name a FIlm with a Bat, Spider, or Snake.
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Batman
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Spider-man
Escape from New York
Once again reminded what a shithole Xwitter is.
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Once again reminded what a shithole Xwitter is.
Reposted by Dan//Semi-pro Smartass
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
Glad To See You Go by The Ramones
Tomorrow She Goes Away also by The Ramones
Tomorrow She Goes Away also by The Ramones
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Glad To See You Go by The Ramones
Tomorrow She Goes Away also by The Ramones
Tomorrow She Goes Away also by The Ramones
Training Day
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Training Day
Gotta slip out the back, Jack
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gotta slip out the back, Jack
I still can't listen to this song because of the breakup it represents for me
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I still can't listen to this song because of the breakup it represents for me
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?...
They're still around, they're still purple and teal, and they're still *fantastic*
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
They're still around, they're still purple and teal, and they're still *fantastic*
Saw my brother fight it though. Looked like a tough battle.
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Saw my brother fight it though. Looked like a tough battle.
You know that part in the book "Flowers for Algernon" when Charlie is starting to get dumber again, but he's still smart enough to realize what's happening?
Yeah, that's me right now.
Yeah, that's me right now.
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You know that part in the book "Flowers for Algernon" when Charlie is starting to get dumber again, but he's still smart enough to realize what's happening?
Yeah, that's me right now.
Yeah, that's me right now.
Lol yeah exactly.
August 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lol yeah exactly.
I, too, HATE spiders. Just cleaned out an old house that was FULL of them.
August 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I, too, HATE spiders. Just cleaned out an old house that was FULL of them.
My favorite, Star Trek The Next Generation
a bald man in a star trek sweater says " it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose "
ALT: a bald man in a star trek sweater says " it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose "
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My favorite, Star Trek The Next Generation
That pose is difficult but you pulled it off nicely.
August 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That pose is difficult but you pulled it off nicely.
Make Suletta and Miorine Gay Again!
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Make Suletta and Miorine Gay Again!
The blackberry one is *really, really good*
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The blackberry one is *really, really good*
Alien
The Vampire
Elf
The Vampire
Elf
August 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Alien
The Vampire
Elf
The Vampire
Elf