TRAE
oregatrae.bsky.social
TRAE
@oregatrae.bsky.social
Intellectual gunslinger. Professional wrestling enthusiast. Depressed millennial redneck. Mentioned as ''Some wag on Twitter'' on NJPW WORLD. he/him/y'all
This will all be over soon.

Not the fascism. You guys are fucked. But I can't afford health insurance anymore so once my antidepressants run out events will take their own due course. 🙌
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I can't help but notice that federally-sponsored radical white nationalist terrorists are still active while the government is shut down.
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
People are more worried about Artificial Intelligence than they've even been about Genuine Stupidity.
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Andrew Johnson was the first of many southern white people who only aligned with the Confederacy after it was dead."

I just wrote that line and I was so proud of it, I wanted to share.
September 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Who wants to go in on a tontine? Last one not murdered by fascist thugs or political police wins!
September 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That's amazing! My wife bought this shirt at the Houston show in July because we always reference that bit, but this makes it even better.

Joe Pera is a treasure.
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I was just reading about southern reactions to Abraham Lincoln's assassination, and it turns out that authoritarian white supremacist traitors have always been hypocritical lying narcissists with a victim complex.
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Regardless of your politics, please shut the fuck up with "X didn't deserve to die." You're either stating the obvious or denying the obvious. What you're never doing is making an intelligent point.
September 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bothsidesism is not objectivity. It's intellectual laziness and moral cowardice.
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The last person who was as sick of this bullshit is am I burned down Georgia about it.
There are so many people who do nothing but spew ignorance, bigotry, and authoritarianism, then play the victim the second they receive any pushback. Those people are being particularly loud and proud this week and they make me fucking sick.
September 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There are so many people who do nothing but spew ignorance, bigotry, and authoritarianism, then play the victim the second they receive any pushback. Those people are being particularly loud and proud this week and they make me fucking sick.
September 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Currently trying to sweet talk the Mrs. into making me some vanilla ice cream in the Ninja Creami to spin these bitches into.
September 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The officer of the day has ordered a halt and commanded pets.
September 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today is the anniversary of what is perhaps the most significant historical event of the 21st century.

20 years ago, I attended my first pro wrestling card.
September 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am not a cruel or unkind man. I smile at children, hold doors open, lift heavy things for seniors, and use my turn signals. I am courteous to people I know nothing about.

If you want me to be pleasant to you, literally all you have to do is not tell me you're a shitty person.
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nothing is more precious or sacred than human life. Ergo, I will not pretend to mourn anyone who spent their life degrading and devaluing the lives of others.
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The worst people you know are about to be really sanctimonious.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Those who benefit from the state's monopoly on legitimate violence would very much like to maintain the state's monopoly on legitimate violence.
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Whoever said "history is written by the winners" never read anything written by white people about the American Civil War from about 1865-1960, or about half of what's been written since.
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of my favorite YouTube channels just covered the greatest terrible movie of all time:
No Holds Barred (1989) | Full Movie Breakdown & Hidden Details
💥 No Holds Barred (1989) Breakdown | Hulk Hogan vs. Zeus in WWE’s First Movie Before The Rock and John Cena took over Hollywood, Hulk Hogan headlined WWE’s first feature film — No Holds Barred. Released in 1989 and produced by Vince McMahon, this wild mix of wrestling action and cheesy 80s cinema
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September 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am running for POTUS in 2028 on the platform of selling Florida to Cuba for rum and cigars.
September 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think I just figured out a way to backhandedly write that Robert E. Lee's decision to attack the center of the US line on the third day at Gettysburg was Earl Van Dorn-level stupid.
September 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think I'll spend the rest of my birthday revisiting an old friend for the first time in a long time.
August 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Mrs. understood the assignment.
August 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Things were actually on the upswing for me until Fanta Franco's Big Bullshit Bill took away 3/4 of the work I was getting.

I have the same contempt for MAGA voters as I would for any other lowlife piece of shit who stole money out of my pocket and food off of my table.
August 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM