Breathin' Orange Fire
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Breathin' Orange Fire
@orangefire.bsky.social
Astros Fan. Analytics Guy.
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"Your calm, rational, logical takes have no place in this world, Brian."
No. They said they lost $1.8 billion. No reasonable should believe it
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Aloof wife > Mystery wife
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My fantasy is pretty similar, but it involves Landry's security guards accidentally shooting him as bullets ricochet around the first floor of the Capitol.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
75 Red Sox made the playoffs too.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There's no way to really resolve this "fight" until the 2028 primary. Which means
1) the "fight" narrative is overrated on its substance, and
2) the "fight" narrative is a juicy target for neutral journalists, which also overrates the story.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Back to baseball. Losing Sherrill from Congress takes away the best trick answer in the game "Reliever or congressman?"
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No really, Democratic turnout was up. Sherill won 460,000 more votes than winning Dems had this century.
@jonathanbernstein.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Though we knew they were kinda big...because they were going to open for Guns n Roses soon.

Pre grunge the trend.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Unlike Nuss, VB willing to throw the ball down field into tight windows.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Van's Our Man.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well, the people making the decision tonight won't. Let her rip.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I guess they want to preserve a year of eligibility for Van Buren, but I doubt he'd do worse.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Keep him off of Tiger Droppings.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The only cure is more bourbon.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My team lost 5 times to Tuberville's Auburn, all close. And each one gets more painful every time he opens his mouth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sucks. Love, hugs, and good wishes.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Now why would they do that?
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM