rest in piss

for $3 each I want percs??

these are the same assholes who wail "vOte blUe nO maTtEr who!"

it says you aren't as funny as you think you are

remember that screen cap where the guy posted a picture of a sunset and was like, "I'm straight but that's beautiful"

being a straight guy seems exhausting

I didn't realize when I got them, I promise i'll get them covered up

harry potter fans get the deathly hallows symbol and that's basically the same thing right?

conkers are just labubus from nature

I myself am finite but unbounded like the universe or a donut

oh wow they should have had some sculptures of HIM in those underground sanctuaries

can I say something

solid number, respectable showing here

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