Alan
@oraclecrank.bsky.social
chattanooga, tn | 🍞🏴🏳️🌈 | he/him
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
it's too late bro I've already depicted myself as the $99 fancy corn snake and you as the lowly $89 assorted corn snake
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it's too late bro I've already depicted myself as the $99 fancy corn snake and you as the lowly $89 assorted corn snake
once again thinking about soviet bread
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
once again thinking about soviet bread
I didn't realize when I got them, I promise i'll get them covered up
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I didn't realize when I got them, I promise i'll get them covered up
conkers are just labubus from nature
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
conkers are just labubus from nature
can I see your phone?
um sure one second
um sure one second
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
can I see your phone?
um sure one second
um sure one second
when im doing farm labor
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
when im doing farm labor
sorry to keep blowing your phone up over this app but St. Peter shows you ads for casino apps lmao
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
sorry to keep blowing your phone up over this app but St. Peter shows you ads for casino apps lmao
judas iscariot is available but he's paywalled
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
judas iscariot is available but he's paywalled
we have a coyote who lives in the nature area surrounding the VW plant. she's a beloved team member and everyone who sees her tries to get a picture
she even won this recent poll, beating out such strong contenders as ice machine mouse
she even won this recent poll, beating out such strong contenders as ice machine mouse
October 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
we have a coyote who lives in the nature area surrounding the VW plant. she's a beloved team member and everyone who sees her tries to get a picture
she even won this recent poll, beating out such strong contenders as ice machine mouse
she even won this recent poll, beating out such strong contenders as ice machine mouse
made locker magnets with stickers from a local in Iowa, cat for scale
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
made locker magnets with stickers from a local in Iowa, cat for scale
yall what stage of capitalism is this?
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
yall what stage of capitalism is this?
ngl this book sounds cool as hell
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
ngl this book sounds cool as hell
I swear I remember a time when you bought an oil filter and it came with a sticker like the one you get the with service station
mandela effect ??
mandela effect ??
August 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I swear I remember a time when you bought an oil filter and it came with a sticker like the one you get the with service station
mandela effect ??
mandela effect ??
maybe they did go a little overboard with the new logo
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
maybe they did go a little overboard with the new logo
