Alan
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oraclecrank.bsky.social
Alan
@oraclecrank.bsky.social
chattanooga, tn | 🍞🏴🏳️‍🌈 | he/him
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it's too late bro I've already depicted myself as the $99 fancy corn snake and you as the lowly $89 assorted corn snake
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
once again thinking about soviet bread
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I didn't realize when I got them, I promise i'll get them covered up
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
conkers are just labubus from nature
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
can I say something
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
can I see your phone?

um sure one second
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when im doing farm labor
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
yaaaas slay
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this would heal me
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
sorry to keep blowing your phone up over this app but St. Peter shows you ads for casino apps lmao
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
judas iscariot is available but he's paywalled
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
already foiled
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
we have a coyote who lives in the nature area surrounding the VW plant. she's a beloved team member and everyone who sees her tries to get a picture

she even won this recent poll, beating out such strong contenders as ice machine mouse
October 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
made locker magnets with stickers from a local in Iowa, cat for scale
October 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
yall what stage of capitalism is this?
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ngl this book sounds cool as hell
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I swear I remember a time when you bought an oil filter and it came with a sticker like the one you get the with service station

mandela effect ??
August 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hear me out
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
maybe they did go a little overboard with the new logo
August 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
im going in
August 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
August 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM