optimized sphere
optimizedsphere.bsky.social
optimized sphere
@optimizedsphere.bsky.social
professional robot torturer (they/them, 20s)

about: https://github.com/ideal-stingray/about/blob/main/README.md
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writing code: haha this is awesome
refactoring the same code six months later: the archaeological record shows that this species developed a rudimentary writing system but not what we would consider foresight or judgment
July 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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of course, an svsss version was sorely needed
#bingqiu #svsss
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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OK I think this is a more finalized design for the white lotus bingqiu pin!! I really need to figure out manufacturing someday

#bingqiu #enamelpin #pins #svsss #人渣反派自救系统
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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i do think it’s really funny if butch lqg is binghes ring of keys moment
February 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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#jiuyuan
come get your food
January 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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idk i think we talk about sexual bodily autonomy a lot but like. did u know u dont have to hug ppl u dont want to hug or cuddle ppl u dont want to cuddle or touch ppl u dont want to touch. CRAZY
December 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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did u know platonic bodily autonomy still impacts ur relationship with bodily autonomy
December 11, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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[ #svsss ] Bingdi is saying goodbye to her favourite professor. the very normal way, of course :^)

CW: Genderbends
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Ginkgo-Tailed Cat

[ #art #illustration #botanicats ]
February 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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i think green card marriage trope was invented specifically for bingqiu. they ask you the most batshit questions that you wouldn't know unless you were up your partner's ass 24/7. luo binghe would be world champion platinum rank at this
November 7, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Breaking news: local millennial becomes an immortal

#svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #shenqingqiu
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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a thread: korean protesters bringing random flags--this started years ago to show that protesters were just normal citizens with various interests because they were accused of doing some sort of political agitation and now it has just become part of the protest culture and i love it
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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There’s a stunning variety of third-person singular (3sg) pronouns (meaning 'she / he / it' or singular 'they') across Chinese languages and dialects. Here are a few of them:

Mandarin: tā
Cantonese: keoi5
Taiwan Hokkien and Shanghainese: i
Southern Wu: gi, ji

#langsky 🀄️📚

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December 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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there is never enough bingge vs bingmei. to me #svsss
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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ummm i think something’s wrong w this dating simulator i’m playing 🤨
#svsss #luobinghe #myart
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 AM
need u guys to know that my housemates and i have taken to calling danmei novels "boy depository". whenever my latest 7s preorder arrives i am informed "your boy depository is here" and i go "oh! my boys!"
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Passage
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Another #svsss fanart doodle I did while ago
November 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Heard a crash this morning went downstairs saw this
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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self-cest post 2/2
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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#svsss self-cest

Plant body era, SQQ's body starts decomposing too rapidly to be maintained properly, so Binghe has no choice but to use his new battery pack 💔

post 1/2
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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today I read a couple of jiuyuan fics 🛌
#jiuyuan #svsss #shenjiu #shenyuan
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM