Well, Monday morning starts with schedules power outages in Kyiv because Russians have been attacking our power grid so viciously over the weekend. Here’s my schedule for today!

Oh wow, no shit.

Well, if you’re looking for a sure fire to horrify the grandparents, just buy your toddler their very own kitchen knife and start teaching them how to use it 😅

Me hurriedly trying to figure out what my twitter mutuals’ handles are on here while twitter is going up in flames

Alright, I’ve been out of the loop recently on this app, so this might’ve been discussed already, but what’s the deal with this? Is it a fake account? A real one? Is bluesky acting up or something?

So this came in the mail a few days ago! It’s a book of anime-inspired recipes that I got to translate into Ukrainian, and lemme tell you, it’s a really cool deep dive into the history of Japanese food, anime, and just pop culture in general.

Yup! It’s not distressingly huge, but weirdly larger compared to the font the twitter app uses

I wish NYT were on bluesky so we could also bully them here.

Cooking is still the only thing that lets me temporarily forget about everything happening around me and just calmly breathe instead of existing in a state of unending anger and sadness. So today it’s homemade lime-coconut lemonade and a spring roll salad with Bourdain’s fake-ass spicy peanut sauce.