Ozzie
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26 - they/them - half goat, half dragon, all anxiety
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It's possible that someone is doing something 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎! 🫦 😩
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November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Hey, why does nobody talk about that one short anime series with the weird magic cabbit girl and little goat guy anymore? I thought it was pretty fun growing up.
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey, why does nobody talk about that one short anime series with the weird magic cabbit girl and little goat guy anymore? I thought it was pretty fun growing up.
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
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Imagine making a sandwich with the forbidden peanut butter
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Imagine making a sandwich with the forbidden peanut butter
Thank you @amethystdreamz.bsky.social for building this on the server
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thank you @amethystdreamz.bsky.social for building this on the server
Still light years ahead of the fake anti piracy screens...
The "communications terminated" error screen in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros. is uncharacteristically startling, interrupting gameplay with a red error screen and loud siren.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Still light years ahead of the fake anti piracy screens...
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Hello, Olive Garden? I'd like LIMITED salad and bread sticks, please!
(Maniacal laughter)
(Maniacal laughter)
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hello, Olive Garden? I'd like LIMITED salad and bread sticks, please!
(Maniacal laughter)
(Maniacal laughter)
Localized entirely outside my kitchen
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Localized entirely outside my kitchen
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