élie
@ophelie.online
film and photography, but i'm prone to fits of nonsense.
montreal.
montreal.
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the twitter clan has dissolved; all remaining clanmembers have absconded to the bluesky territories
July 1, 2023 at 5:10 PM
the twitter clan has dissolved; all remaining clanmembers have absconded to the bluesky territories
ripping my shirt off to reveal a full back tat depicting a highly stylized fox running away from costco with a hot dog in his mouth
May 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
ripping my shirt off to reveal a full back tat depicting a highly stylized fox running away from costco with a hot dog in his mouth
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Dog chiropracteur is the worlds least noble job
May 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dog chiropracteur is the worlds least noble job
bashō isekai where he’s dropped into our world and finds success as a soundcloud rapper
May 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
bashō isekai where he’s dropped into our world and finds success as a soundcloud rapper
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Fishing for crab on the Bering Sea is so much fun when you don’t have a greenhorne in your ear saying he’s tired, hungry and sick of hauling gear
April 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fishing for crab on the Bering Sea is so much fun when you don’t have a greenhorne in your ear saying he’s tired, hungry and sick of hauling gear
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I’ve had it with these damn greenhorns acting like 18 hours straight hauling gear is too many. We’re on crab!
April 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve had it with these damn greenhorns acting like 18 hours straight hauling gear is too many. We’re on crab!
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Saltine cracker produced without salt. Says much about society, sex without love, art without beauty, etc.
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Saltine cracker produced without salt. Says much about society, sex without love, art without beauty, etc.
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Most nights it’s impossible to sleep due to the ever growing sense that The Ominous orb will envelop us all soon amirite
February 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Most nights it’s impossible to sleep due to the ever growing sense that The Ominous orb will envelop us all soon amirite
happy valentine’s to my handsome husband 💓
February 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
happy valentine’s to my handsome husband 💓
my handsome husband who complains that no one likes his posts
January 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
my handsome husband who complains that no one likes his posts
my rube-goldbergian mind is an asset for my work as an intimacy coordinator. sex is all about setting something up, anticipation and delayed gratification. and many pulleys and levers.
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 PM
my rube-goldbergian mind is an asset for my work as an intimacy coordinator. sex is all about setting something up, anticipation and delayed gratification. and many pulleys and levers.
Is Crerg Rockman’s cowrie shell venture a pump and dump? Read more on Starhenge Weekly:
December 12, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Is Crerg Rockman’s cowrie shell venture a pump and dump? Read more on Starhenge Weekly:
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Hello bluesky world, I am proud to announce as a Canadian of Irish descent, I will be opening a mafia themed pizza restaurant in Manhattan. I foresee no issues with this, since I have been watching YouTube shorts of the sopranos lately.
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Hello bluesky world, I am proud to announce as a Canadian of Irish descent, I will be opening a mafia themed pizza restaurant in Manhattan. I foresee no issues with this, since I have been watching YouTube shorts of the sopranos lately.
um mary had a little lamb?
The way english people pronounce FIFA as "FeeFur" is one way to enjoy being fluent in english, unlike 90% of the time when it's just sad that our language community doesn't have poems, plays or songs that all anglophones know
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
um mary had a little lamb?
what is wrong with him that he didn’t buy this. that’s accepting the universe’s gifts 101
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
what is wrong with him that he didn’t buy this. that’s accepting the universe’s gifts 101
wind weaves between the pillars, carrying the parliament ashes across the marble to the graves of fallen politickers. a battle-worn revolutionnaire halts their shuffling to hit their vape and behold the empty halls. who knew that tonight would be the night party rock is in the house.
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wind weaves between the pillars, carrying the parliament ashes across the marble to the graves of fallen politickers. a battle-worn revolutionnaire halts their shuffling to hit their vape and behold the empty halls. who knew that tonight would be the night party rock is in the house.
Technically they’re not a part of the Goonion (Goon Union), so no. they’re not henchmen.
Stop calling Trump’s nominees “loyalists.” They are henchmen.
December 2, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Technically they’re not a part of the Goonion (Goon Union), so no. they’re not henchmen.
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Don't mind me, I'm just meal prepping lunches for the week. Quarter pounders with cheese. 😐
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just meal prepping lunches for the week. Quarter pounders with cheese. 😐
Oogerta LaRoche Styled Her Auroch Pelt Robe De Style With The Sandals Every It CaveGirl on Hrng Mountain Is Wearing
December 2, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Oogerta LaRoche Styled Her Auroch Pelt Robe De Style With The Sandals Every It CaveGirl on Hrng Mountain Is Wearing
