I. Bell Crab Fisherman
@idmbell.bsky.social
2006 Graduate of Harvard Business School
Captain of F/V True Grit, a crab fishing boat on the Bering Sea
2023 Critics Choice “Best Content on the Site” selection at the Bluesky Awards
Captain of F/V True Grit, a crab fishing boat on the Bering Sea
2023 Critics Choice “Best Content on the Site” selection at the Bluesky Awards
I am a guy who "loves cooking" but I burned a lentil curry last week. Then I ate jarred pasta sauce 5 days in a row due to fear. Lets hope we can turn it around today
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am a guy who "loves cooking" but I burned a lentil curry last week. Then I ate jarred pasta sauce 5 days in a row due to fear. Lets hope we can turn it around today
I’ve had a week with this record and Theres simply too much beautiful stuff to sum it up in a few words. I got into Cheem from being a nu metal guy, and there are those elements but it really transcends revivalism or nostalgia. Check it out!!
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’ve had a week with this record and Theres simply too much beautiful stuff to sum it up in a few words. I got into Cheem from being a nu metal guy, and there are those elements but it really transcends revivalism or nostalgia. Check it out!!
New converge song rules
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
New converge song rules
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
You better let him out!
I said, you better let him out!
I said,
You better let him out!
I said, you better let him out!
I said,
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
You better let him out!
I said, you better let him out!
I said,
You better let him out!
I said, you better let him out!
I said,
Orbs are now on mobile
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Orbs are now on mobile
3 of my friends saw a band called Wednesday last night. Never heard them but I love Thursday so it must be like that
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
3 of my friends saw a band called Wednesday last night. Never heard them but I love Thursday so it must be like that
Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch, got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Got a room with a chair, got a room with a couch, got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf
I love Reddit
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love Reddit
Forgotenance Day
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Forgotenance Day
Halls is the Liquid Death of lozenges. Fisherman’s friend is tap water in my trusty Nalgene.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Halls is the Liquid Death of lozenges. Fisherman’s friend is tap water in my trusty Nalgene.
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Mr Beast was actually a serial killer who operated in the Bay Area from 1972-1985. Jimmy Donaldson was unaware when he picked the name and has eclipsed his namesake.
August 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mr Beast was actually a serial killer who operated in the Bay Area from 1972-1985. Jimmy Donaldson was unaware when he picked the name and has eclipsed his namesake.
Profound nightmare today
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Profound nightmare today
Rotten Tomatoes is a horrible name for a film review site. Presupposes bad quality. Invokes rot and decay. Rewards movies that don’t make you feel bad
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Rotten Tomatoes is a horrible name for a film review site. Presupposes bad quality. Invokes rot and decay. Rewards movies that don’t make you feel bad
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Abandon All Wooden Shjips
January 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Abandon All Wooden Shjips
What the fuck is taskmaster? Is it anything like taskmaster nz?
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What the fuck is taskmaster? Is it anything like taskmaster nz?
In this house we have the worst drivers in the country
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In this house we have the worst drivers in the country
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Call me Jean-Dominique Bauby the way I’m locked in
July 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Call me Jean-Dominique Bauby the way I’m locked in
When Cheem comes to Montreal I fear for the lives of the other attendees
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When Cheem comes to Montreal I fear for the lives of the other attendees
Using an umbrella today, heard a woman say on IG that she gets the ick from men using them, and even though I’m married, still feels bad carrying it. Horrible truth about heterosexual socialization
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Using an umbrella today, heard a woman say on IG that she gets the ick from men using them, and even though I’m married, still feels bad carrying it. Horrible truth about heterosexual socialization
Jimmy Fallon’s Ring Avulsion
October 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jimmy Fallon’s Ring Avulsion
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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
May 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
Matty Matheson built his brand on the idea that "I went on tour with hardcore bands and cooked for them" . Then when I read his first cookbook I torrented, it's clear from the timeline that he went on one tour before starting to work at Le Select. Both of us are in the wrong here
September 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Matty Matheson built his brand on the idea that "I went on tour with hardcore bands and cooked for them" . Then when I read his first cookbook I torrented, it's clear from the timeline that he went on one tour before starting to work at Le Select. Both of us are in the wrong here
I love to use the all gender bathroom at technical college because no other dudes use it (could be gay) and when women see me in there they are forced to reckon with the fact it’s ment to be universal
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love to use the all gender bathroom at technical college because no other dudes use it (could be gay) and when women see me in there they are forced to reckon with the fact it’s ment to be universal