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Happy Michael-Buble-in-the-grocery-store season to those who celebrate.
December 5, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Happy Michael-Buble-in-the-grocery-store season to those who celebrate.
How do I convince educators that they can't compare groups of a Likert-scaled survey when one group is n=4 and its membership is determined using that same quality?
November 14, 2023 at 11:11 PM
How do I convince educators that they can't compare groups of a Likert-scaled survey when one group is n=4 and its membership is determined using that same quality?
A first for me: I have run out of dildos and need more ASAP.
November 2, 2023 at 1:16 AM
A first for me: I have run out of dildos and need more ASAP.
Me: I need some dildos for my Halloween costume.
Roomie: I have a whole bin full of toys in my room.
Me: ...
Roomie: I have a whole bin full of toys in my room.
Me: ...
October 29, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Me: I need some dildos for my Halloween costume.
Roomie: I have a whole bin full of toys in my room.
Me: ...
Roomie: I have a whole bin full of toys in my room.
Me: ...
Is fruit leather wearable and does anyone have a recipe? Asking for a friend of a friend.
October 27, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Is fruit leather wearable and does anyone have a recipe? Asking for a friend of a friend.
I'd just like to remind everyone that the phenomenon is spelled "total ANNULAR eclipse".
October 17, 2023 at 10:50 AM
I'd just like to remind everyone that the phenomenon is spelled "total ANNULAR eclipse".
Got absolutely roasted by some 3rd graders today:
"No kids? No wife? So, you're all alone?"
"Your glasses zoom your eyes in and make them huge. It really creeps me out."
"No kids? No wife? So, you're all alone?"
"Your glasses zoom your eyes in and make them huge. It really creeps me out."
October 2, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Got absolutely roasted by some 3rd graders today:
"No kids? No wife? So, you're all alone?"
"Your glasses zoom your eyes in and make them huge. It really creeps me out."
"No kids? No wife? So, you're all alone?"
"Your glasses zoom your eyes in and make them huge. It really creeps me out."
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Doctors can shoot medicine up to 20 feet out of a little gland under their tongues
September 26, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Doctors can shoot medicine up to 20 feet out of a little gland under their tongues
I need a good mantra for "Things are starting to get better but always feel like they're a hair width from falling apart again."
September 13, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I need a good mantra for "Things are starting to get better but always feel like they're a hair width from falling apart again."
Spilled chickpea juice on the side of my pants. Now it looks like I'm well endowed and incontinent, and I feel like this is somehow a metaphor for my life.
August 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Spilled chickpea juice on the side of my pants. Now it looks like I'm well endowed and incontinent, and I feel like this is somehow a metaphor for my life.
Me: Hey, I'm unhoused rn. Could you add me to that housing FB group?
White cisgirl: That is so inappropriate. Our interaction was limited to the studio. Don't contact me again.
(1 year ago, in studio)
White cisgirl: Heyy, Daddy.
Me: .......uhhhh, what?
White cisgirl: That is so inappropriate. Our interaction was limited to the studio. Don't contact me again.
(1 year ago, in studio)
White cisgirl: Heyy, Daddy.
Me: .......uhhhh, what?
August 30, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Me: Hey, I'm unhoused rn. Could you add me to that housing FB group?
White cisgirl: That is so inappropriate. Our interaction was limited to the studio. Don't contact me again.
(1 year ago, in studio)
White cisgirl: Heyy, Daddy.
Me: .......uhhhh, what?
White cisgirl: That is so inappropriate. Our interaction was limited to the studio. Don't contact me again.
(1 year ago, in studio)
White cisgirl: Heyy, Daddy.
Me: .......uhhhh, what?
I saw Macklemore doing an ad in one of those be gas station video things.
Thrift shop hit a little too close to home.
Thrift shop hit a little too close to home.
“sir. a macklemore has hit the ed sheeran concert.”
August 27, 2023 at 1:27 PM
I saw Macklemore doing an ad in one of those be gas station video things.
Thrift shop hit a little too close to home.
Thrift shop hit a little too close to home.
I think I lost a couple bananas in my car and I'm starting to worry.
August 24, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I think I lost a couple bananas in my car and I'm starting to worry.
I wish the universe would fuck in different ways tomorrow.
August 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I wish the universe would fuck in different ways tomorrow.
I know things are bad when I start actively trying to socialize.
August 20, 2023 at 8:02 PM
I know things are bad when I start actively trying to socialize.
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reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
August 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
reskeet if you think hrt is life saving medical treatment
I wish I was hotter so I could just sleep around instead of in parking lots.
August 19, 2023 at 10:03 PM
I wish I was hotter so I could just sleep around instead of in parking lots.
Camping with the mushies. 🍄
August 16, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Camping with the mushies. 🍄
Got a new part-time job as a sub. It's really not my preferred role, but I need the money.
It's kinda weird that the hours are so early and it's through the school district but that's local government for ya.
It's kinda weird that the hours are so early and it's through the school district but that's local government for ya.
August 14, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Got a new part-time job as a sub. It's really not my preferred role, but I need the money.
It's kinda weird that the hours are so early and it's through the school district but that's local government for ya.
It's kinda weird that the hours are so early and it's through the school district but that's local government for ya.
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SCOOP: The Kansas newspaper raided Friday by cops had been investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police at his previous job.
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
![excerpt from link: EM: So the backstory that we haven't told, because we don't wanna get in trouble, is that we've been investigating the police chief [Gideon Cody]. When he was named Chief just two months ago, we got an outpouring of calls from his former co-workers making a wide array of allegations against him saying that he was about to be demoted at his previous job and that he retired to avoid demotion and punishment over sexual misconduct charges and other things.
We had half a dozen or more different anonymous sources calling in about that. Well, we never ran that because we never could get any of them to go on the record, and we never could get his personnel file. But the allegations—including the identities of who made the allegations—were on one of the computers that got seized. I may be paranoid that this has anything to do with it, but when people come and seize your computer, you tend to be a little paranoid.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/bafkreia6voh4vd6xqohfa6zfzn56ifbrq3lsbbbkpgi4b32zt7x73ml2iu@jpeg)
August 12, 2023 at 4:35 PM
SCOOP: The Kansas newspaper raided Friday by cops had been investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police at his previous job.
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
Wait, Twitter is a unique mathematical set now?
So many questions to answer. Somebody's gonna get tenure off this. Probably in Florida.
So many questions to answer. Somebody's gonna get tenure off this. Probably in Florida.
That's the moment the magic happened...
August 11, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Wait, Twitter is a unique mathematical set now?
So many questions to answer. Somebody's gonna get tenure off this. Probably in Florida.
So many questions to answer. Somebody's gonna get tenure off this. Probably in Florida.
Having a penis shouldn't be this big of a barrier to getting housing. Yeah, I know men suck. I don't want to live with them either!
August 10, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Having a penis shouldn't be this big of a barrier to getting housing. Yeah, I know men suck. I don't want to live with them either!
Life's looking pretty grim these days, so I'm going to give this a shot.
What's your hottest take that you feel shouldn't be controversial?
personally, mine is that peanut butter and hot sauce belong on the same sandwich.
personally, mine is that peanut butter and hot sauce belong on the same sandwich.
August 9, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Life's looking pretty grim these days, so I'm going to give this a shot.