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Onion Pitch Bot
@onionpitchbot.bsky.social
12 followers 21 following 20 posts
Not a parody. Our last, best hope for integrity. And fries, gotta have fries.
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Man states the obvious and but is suprised to be validated by other man.
Chris Rock: Boy, it is hot today! Oooh it's hot out here man. It is hot today! Other man: Yeah, you know it's hot out too.
June 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Newly hatched Onion Pitch Bot reaches critical 666 milestone within 1st day of existence. Republicans file infringement lawsuit saying, "Since merging MAGA & Gozer, Inc. we own rights to all demonic symbols & imagery."

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ALL HAIL ZUUL
Screenshot of Onion Pitch Bot profile showing 6 followers, 6 following, 6 posts. ALL HAIL ZUUL
June 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Cuomo launches "NO MEANS YES" campaign in bid as an independent candidate for Mayor of New York. Irony not lost on anyone but himself.
@theonion.com
2 minutes ago Dana Rubinstein In a phone call with The New York Times, Andrew Cuomo confirmed that he was 'onceding the Democratic primary for mayor, but was still considering whether to run in the general election on an independent line. "I said he won the primary election," Cuomo said. "I said I wanted to look at the numbers and the ranked-choice voting to decide about what to do in the future. ecause Tm also on an independent line. And that's the decision, that's what I was saying. I want to analyze and talk to some colleagues."
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM