2½ years into pole dance, and the time has come to finally step out on to another stage outside of my home-town studio. See you on May 17th at The Old Market Theatre, Brighton for Glow UK Pole Competition, where I'll be a showcase performer. Eeek. 🤞🏻😬

Ticket registration:
tinyurl.com/glowuktixreg

When you worry you may have fallen for a scam by taking a punt on a garment through a sponsored ad, but then not only was the customer service pretty good, but the item actually utterly slays 🙌🏻 Thank you Ciciful.

I'll prob wear this with a shirt. But, I also may not 😏

#feelingmyoats #ciciful

Deanna's super c**nty look in her short-lived Michelle Visage era is such a gawd-damn slay, it almost makes 'Man Of The People' worth watching all the way through.

... almost.

Just 'cuz my Bluesky is woefully behind my IG in terms of shamelessly/proudly documenting my two+ year #poledancing #polefitness progress (or, #polegress as us dickheads call it) 💁🏻‍♂️

So, have this pretty solid Handspring > Ayesha > Iron-X from a month or two ago. 💁🏻‍♂️

Fab to see #bluesky burst into life after forgetting I had it. But #vibecheck: Seems every new acct I follow has gone full-throttle #thirst. Dicks & bits all over the place. Did I miss the memo? Is THAT what we're doing here? 👀

Reply:

1️⃣ to keep it #startfleet 🖖🏻🤓

2️⃣ to go full #ho 💦

3️⃣ for a bofa 💁🏻‍♂️

Just as I was about to bin Bluesky after nothing but tumbleweeds, it's lovely to see it suddenly burst into a little life again following the US election and the #elonmusk flavoured petrol being poured on the #Trump 2.0 dumpster fire.

Let's give it another go.

Here's one for the #startrek fam...💁🏻‍♂️

Damn... I JUST scored this stunning OG Disco uniform too and now need somewhere to debut it 🖖🏻😄

OH-MY-SHAKAREE! 😱

When you've been pining for an oh-so-hard-to-find OG #StarTrek Discovery uniform replica since 2017... and then you score an absolute bargain of a next generation on #Vinted out of the blue. For...

TWELVE-SODDING-POUNDS!

£12!

... for the lot. 😱🤯

#startrekdiscovery #cosplay

I mean... What Mariam Cates MP said 💁🏻‍♂️

#extremism

So, by your own definition of dangerous extremism... TERFs and the LGB Alliance then? 💁🏻‍♂️

Glad we finally agree on something, No.10 / Tories. 👍🏻

Now how about you relay this to your evil "Equalities Minister"? 🤔

The new Gladiators is awesome. ChuckleWalshes aside, they've nailed it. BUT... The men all having their packages flattened to Ken-level smooth is an odd choice considering the OG Gladibulges were what repopulated the gays in the late 90s. 🤔 At least Diamond is bringing the real BDE this era though 🙌🏻

Sod it. Consider this my Christmas card to everyone for 2023.

Ho, ho, ho 💁🏻‍♂️🎄

/Elim Arthur xxx

Just 'cuz I'm chuffed with these recent shapes, and doesn't hurt to keep tabs on recent pole progress. 🤗

Advancing my 'D' (*insert joke*) and Ayesha hold. 💁🏻‍♂️

Finally an opportunity to wear a fab mix of old & new faves from my own wardrobe again, rather than trolling the bf with curations from his.

An oh-so-camp night in Manchester for the 'I Should Be So Lucky' musical Press Launch & Aftershow. So, obvs... a double leather and wedged heels kinda night 💁🏻‍♂️

Hey @mikemcmahan.bsky.social - Any clue as to why Lower Decks S3 is still the only current / New Trek season to not have a UK Blu-Ray release (only DVD), when Prodigy S1, SNW S2 and Picard S3 have all since had (or are due) a UK Blu-Ray? The hole in my collection just can not bare this oversight!? 😢

And to bring my Bluesky up to speed, Vol 9-12 of the begrudgingly accepted, experimental IG series in Sartorial Curation. AKA: "My bf might not dress like a slut, but HIS bf will thanks to being left alone with his wardrobe most weeks 💁🏻‍♂️"

💕 @ralphbogard.bsky.social x

instagram.com/onelittlespaceman

Vol 5-8 of my experimental and marginally tolerated live IG series in Sartorial Curation. AKA: "My bf might not dress like a slut, but HIS bf will thanks to being left alone with his wardrobe most weeks 💁🏻‍♂️"

🥰 @ralphbogard.bsky.social x

instagram.com/onelittlespaceman

As currently documented on my IG (instagram.com/onelittlespaceman), a live experiment in Sartorial Curation. AKA: Vol 1-4 of the marginally tolerated series: "My bf might not dress like a slut, but HIS bf will thanks to being left alone with his wardrobe most weeks 💁🏻‍♂️"

😘 @ralphbogard.bsky.social x

Hello Bluesky. It me 👋🏻

Just your average Pole Dancing, Thirst-trapping, Artfruiting, Trekkie.

As you do. 💁🏻‍♂️

/Elim Arthur x 🖖🏻