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Elim Arthur Léigh:
Sartorial Adventurist. Artfruit. Pole Dancer. Performer. Label Boss (Bit-Phalanx). CD/Tape/Vinyl Maker (Disc-Phalanx). Festival Producer. Trekkie. Independent Heauxmeauxflexible. Him/Them with the 'tasche. Bloody long hair. 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈
After centuries fighting to be seen as more than just their biology & worthy of equality, congrats to the women of yday's ruling on conceding that women are, in fact, no more than their biology. You just made it MUCH easier for the patriarchy to put you in your biological place. Good luck with that👍🏻
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
2½ years into pole dance, and the time has come to finally step out on to another stage outside of my home-town studio. See you on May 17th at The Old Market Theatre, Brighton for Glow UK Pole Competition, where I'll be a showcase performer. Eeek. 🤞🏻😬

Ticket registration:
tinyurl.com/glowuktixreg
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.
February 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The first 4 posts on my #BlueSky today:

1: "Pray for LA as we escape the fires 🙏"

2. "The Voyager-A from Star Trek Prodigy was such a beautiful ship 🖖🏻"

3. "Look at my swole dick. Wanna see me blow a load? 🍆"

4. "London in the snow is the worst 🥶"

No wonder I'm still not sure what to post here 🙃
January 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When you worry you may have fallen for a scam by taking a punt on a garment through a sponsored ad, but then not only was the customer service pretty good, but the item actually utterly slays 🙌🏻 Thank you Ciciful.

I'll prob wear this with a shirt. But, I also may not 😏

#feelingmyoats #ciciful
December 16, 2024 at 12:10 PM
So, the manipulative alcoholic sociopaths I met 16 yrs ago who'd seethe & tantrum that I'd out-dress them at events they'd gatecrash 'cuz Benjamin Cohen's ex (a bestie of my then-bf) was too sweet to tell them to fuck off, are doing well 👀

Karma is a beautiful bitch 🍿

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
PinkNews bosses accused of sexual misconduct
Ex-staff members say they saw one of the couple who runs the site kissing and touching a drunk colleague.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Just an annual reminder that posting your seasonal #SpotifyWrapped is a bit like claiming you support local public transport just because 0.003% of your council tax goes towards every bus that drives past your house each day... but you've never actually paid to ride any.
December 5, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Just 'cuz my Bluesky is woefully behind my IG in terms of shamelessly/proudly documenting my two+ year #poledancing #polefitness progress (or, #polegress as us dickheads call it) 💁🏻‍♂️

So, have this pretty solid Handspring > Ayesha > Iron-X from a month or two ago. 💁🏻‍♂️
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Fab to see #bluesky burst into life after forgetting I had it. But #vibecheck: Seems every new acct I follow has gone full-throttle #thirst. Dicks & bits all over the place. Did I miss the memo? Is THAT what we're doing here? 👀

Reply:

1️⃣ to keep it #startfleet 🖖🏻🤓

2️⃣ to go full #ho 💦

3️⃣ for a bofa 💁🏻‍♂️
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Just as I was about to bin Bluesky after nothing but tumbleweeds, it's lovely to see it suddenly burst into a little life again following the US election and the #elonmusk flavoured petrol being poured on the #Trump 2.0 dumpster fire.

Let's give it another go.

Here's one for the #startrek fam...💁🏻‍♂️
November 13, 2024 at 11:51 AM
OH-MY-SHAKAREE! 😱

When you've been pining for an oh-so-hard-to-find OG #StarTrek Discovery uniform replica since 2017... and then you score an absolute bargain of a next generation on #Vinted out of the blue. For...

TWELVE-SODDING-POUNDS!

£12!

... for the lot. 😱🤯

#startrekdiscovery #cosplay
November 9, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I mean... What Mariam Cates MP said 💁🏻‍♂️

#extremism
March 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
So, by your own definition of dangerous extremism... TERFs and the LGB Alliance then? 💁🏻‍♂️

Glad we finally agree on something, No.10 / Tories. 👍🏻

Now how about you relay this to your evil "Equalities Minister"? 🤔
March 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
The new Gladiators is awesome. ChuckleWalshes aside, they've nailed it. BUT... The men all having their packages flattened to Ken-level smooth is an odd choice considering the OG Gladibulges were what repopulated the gays in the late 90s. 🤔 At least Diamond is bringing the real BDE this era though 🙌🏻
February 1, 2024 at 11:04 PM
New infrequent grievance that has finally levelled up into an actual hatred: When you email a genuine, legit enquiry to a business who don't respond... but do instead dump you onto their general weekly mailing list. 🖕🏻🤬
January 25, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Wonderful news for the victims of the Post Office scadal. But, does it seriously need an ITV drama for the UK Government to swiftly sort out legislation & compensation for a mass misjustice? 'Cuz... those still alive after the Haemophilia Scandal have been waiting 40+ years now. 🤔
January 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Sod it. Consider this my Christmas card to everyone for 2023.

Ho, ho, ho 💁🏻‍♂️🎄

/Elim Arthur xxx
December 22, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Just 'cuz I'm chuffed with these recent shapes, and doesn't hurt to keep tabs on recent pole progress. 🤗

Advancing my 'D' (*insert joke*) and Ayesha hold. 💁🏻‍♂️
December 14, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Showing off your annual Spotify Wrapped lists because you pay for the platform is a bit like listing how many times you see the different buses drive past your window in a day without ever actually paying to ride them, just because some of your council tax pays for the road.

Just saying. 💁🏻‍♂️
November 29, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Now, I can't stand Doctor Who. But, w'ever, you do you 💁🏻‍♂️ However... Does no one else think launching the first black, gay Doc off the back of a 2yr fan-service parade of prior white, straight male Docs (following a whole gen of Whosers who did nowt but bitch about a female Doc) a REALLY bad idea? 👀
November 23, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Finally an opportunity to wear a fab mix of old & new faves from my own wardrobe again, rather than trolling the bf with curations from his.

An oh-so-camp night in Manchester for the 'I Should Be So Lucky' musical Press Launch & Aftershow. So, obvs... a double leather and wedged heels kinda night 💁🏻‍♂️
November 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Not sure what's more frustrating: That the woman behind me on this two hour rail journey has been talking incessantly on loud speaker to a relative the entire-damn-time... or not knowing what mobile/wifi network she's on that allows her to speak incessantly on loud speaker the entire-damn-time? 🙃
November 9, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Chain of events my brain was NOT prepared for tonight...

Witnessing an awful attempted kidnapping of a mother and child outside Euston station after having just sat through 'Xanadu' at the Prince Charles cinema.

🤯
November 3, 2023 at 10:53 PM
So, I finally get round to posting something here that isn't just a thirsty picture of my tits... and the only engagement is my first angry MaryContrary saying I'm full of drivel for thinking the new Beatles song is dull. How very Twitter.

So... Threads then? 🙃
November 2, 2023 at 10:10 PM
So... The Beatles - 'Now And Then'

Not sure if mashing the unreleased demo archives of a dead man through an A.I. meatgrinder was meant to just end up sounding like a Robbie Williams B-Side... but, there we go. 💁🏻‍♂️

Some songs never get released for a reason, folks.

#TheBeatles #NowAndThen
November 2, 2023 at 4:46 PM