Mike Bryant (he/him)
@onehatmadder.bsky.social
Actor, singer, wannabe ghost hunter
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If anyone is interested, I have a podcast! It's called Silver Fox Office and we discuss hot older actors.
Please give it a listen and let me know your thoughts!
Available on all major podcasting apps.
Please give it a listen and let me know your thoughts!
Available on all major podcasting apps.
She's a fat lady who can change her appearance at will, and yet chooses to remain a fat lady, while remaining sexy as fuck.
Love her.
Love her.
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
She's a fat lady who can change her appearance at will, and yet chooses to remain a fat lady, while remaining sexy as fuck.
Love her.
Love her.
My Secret Santa really seems to enjoy their present and I'm so relieved.
I hope it brings them joy for many years to come.
#secretsantaaonz
I hope it brings them joy for many years to come.
#secretsantaaonz
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My Secret Santa really seems to enjoy their present and I'm so relieved.
I hope it brings them joy for many years to come.
#secretsantaaonz
I hope it brings them joy for many years to come.
#secretsantaaonz
Oh my gosh, Santa!
This is incredible. Genuinely incredible.
I got very teary at the Titanic picture and the bear must have taken so much work and forethought! I'm over the moon and blown away. Thank you so much! I'll treasure these.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
This is incredible. Genuinely incredible.
I got very teary at the Titanic picture and the bear must have taken so much work and forethought! I'm over the moon and blown away. Thank you so much! I'll treasure these.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Oh my gosh, Santa!
This is incredible. Genuinely incredible.
I got very teary at the Titanic picture and the bear must have taken so much work and forethought! I'm over the moon and blown away. Thank you so much! I'll treasure these.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
This is incredible. Genuinely incredible.
I got very teary at the Titanic picture and the bear must have taken so much work and forethought! I'm over the moon and blown away. Thank you so much! I'll treasure these.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Hi Santa,
Just a heads up: my Wednesday is very busy so there's a possibility I'll open my pressies on Tuesday and post on Wednesday.
Otherwise I might not be posting until 10pm on Wednesday.
#secretsantaaonz
Just a heads up: my Wednesday is very busy so there's a possibility I'll open my pressies on Tuesday and post on Wednesday.
Otherwise I might not be posting until 10pm on Wednesday.
#secretsantaaonz
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hi Santa,
Just a heads up: my Wednesday is very busy so there's a possibility I'll open my pressies on Tuesday and post on Wednesday.
Otherwise I might not be posting until 10pm on Wednesday.
#secretsantaaonz
Just a heads up: my Wednesday is very busy so there's a possibility I'll open my pressies on Tuesday and post on Wednesday.
Otherwise I might not be posting until 10pm on Wednesday.
#secretsantaaonz
Had a goth themed birthday party tonight, and I wanted nails that were equal parts goth and festive Christmas.
In so thrilled with these.
In so thrilled with these.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Had a goth themed birthday party tonight, and I wanted nails that were equal parts goth and festive Christmas.
In so thrilled with these.
In so thrilled with these.
Santa said I was allowed to open the note!
I got some beautiful looking parcels in the mail and the note has me suuuuper intrigued. Ursula looked intrigued too (they both got lots of pats from you, Santa!)
UGH. I'M SO EXCITED.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I got some beautiful looking parcels in the mail and the note has me suuuuper intrigued. Ursula looked intrigued too (they both got lots of pats from you, Santa!)
UGH. I'M SO EXCITED.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Santa said I was allowed to open the note!
I got some beautiful looking parcels in the mail and the note has me suuuuper intrigued. Ursula looked intrigued too (they both got lots of pats from you, Santa!)
UGH. I'M SO EXCITED.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I got some beautiful looking parcels in the mail and the note has me suuuuper intrigued. Ursula looked intrigued too (they both got lots of pats from you, Santa!)
UGH. I'M SO EXCITED.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Apparently my secret Santa has arrived at my whare!
I won't be home until late tonight to verify, but I'll update as soon as I can!
#secretsantaaonz
I won't be home until late tonight to verify, but I'll update as soon as I can!
#secretsantaaonz
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Apparently my secret Santa has arrived at my whare!
I won't be home until late tonight to verify, but I'll update as soon as I can!
#secretsantaaonz
I won't be home until late tonight to verify, but I'll update as soon as I can!
#secretsantaaonz
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
My #secretsantaaonz is apparently on the way! Thanks Santa, I'll let you know when it arrives!
a woman is laying in a santa suit with a white fur coat on her head .
ALT: a woman is laying in a santa suit with a white fur coat on her head .
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December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My #secretsantaaonz is apparently on the way! Thanks Santa, I'll let you know when it arrives!
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You should be able to call out of work when it’s the middle of December and it’s enough already
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You should be able to call out of work when it’s the middle of December and it’s enough already
Hey #SecretSantaAoNZ how many Christmas movies have you watched so far this year?
I have a tradition of watching (at least) one Christmas movie every day in December. I'm in fine form so far this year. See below for a list of the movu w I've watched so far this season. I'd love to hear your list!
I have a tradition of watching (at least) one Christmas movie every day in December. I'm in fine form so far this year. See below for a list of the movu w I've watched so far this season. I'd love to hear your list!
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Hey #SecretSantaAoNZ how many Christmas movies have you watched so far this year?
I have a tradition of watching (at least) one Christmas movie every day in December. I'm in fine form so far this year. See below for a list of the movu w I've watched so far this season. I'd love to hear your list!
I have a tradition of watching (at least) one Christmas movie every day in December. I'm in fine form so far this year. See below for a list of the movu w I've watched so far this season. I'd love to hear your list!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Honestly there are so many possibilities. I love rewatching films. Decided to go with my all-time fave, The Wicker Man (1973)
Honestly there are so many possibilities. I love rewatching films. Decided to go with my all-time fave, The Wicker Man (1973)
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Honestly there are so many possibilities. I love rewatching films. Decided to go with my all-time fave, The Wicker Man (1973)
Honestly there are so many possibilities. I love rewatching films. Decided to go with my all-time fave, The Wicker Man (1973)
I don't do Spotify, so can't show off my wrapped, but even better is showing off my YouTube Wrapped and my love for @drawfeeshow.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't do Spotify, so can't show off my wrapped, but even better is showing off my YouTube Wrapped and my love for @drawfeeshow.com
Reposted by Mike Bryant (he/him)
Happy Krampusnacht everybody!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy Krampusnacht everybody!!!
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If you run a business and get AI to design your logo, you are advertising to the World that you would prefer to have a shitty logo in order to save a few hundred quid and would be likely to cut corners elsewhere in your operation.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you run a business and get AI to design your logo, you are advertising to the World that you would prefer to have a shitty logo in order to save a few hundred quid and would be likely to cut corners elsewhere in your operation.
My partner @jp1994.bsky.social and I met Santa!
Doing this for @secretsanta.nz so I can get the costume badge.
#SecretSantaAONZ
Doing this for @secretsanta.nz so I can get the costume badge.
#SecretSantaAONZ
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My partner @jp1994.bsky.social and I met Santa!
Doing this for @secretsanta.nz so I can get the costume badge.
#SecretSantaAONZ
Doing this for @secretsanta.nz so I can get the costume badge.
#SecretSantaAONZ
Ursula and Morgana are obsessed with the Christmas tree.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ursula and Morgana are obsessed with the Christmas tree.
Reposted by Mike Bryant (he/him)
That's disgusting. Dress yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That's disgusting. Dress yourself.
I think I've posted enough hints, but if not, here's a list of likes:
Horror, movies, books, spooky shit, musicals, Disney, Batman, comics, cats, bats, ghosts, Lego, wall art, Titanic, Christopher Lee, Patti LuPone, Stephen Sondheim, Stephen King, board games, video games.
#secretsantaaonz
Horror, movies, books, spooky shit, musicals, Disney, Batman, comics, cats, bats, ghosts, Lego, wall art, Titanic, Christopher Lee, Patti LuPone, Stephen Sondheim, Stephen King, board games, video games.
#secretsantaaonz
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think I've posted enough hints, but if not, here's a list of likes:
Horror, movies, books, spooky shit, musicals, Disney, Batman, comics, cats, bats, ghosts, Lego, wall art, Titanic, Christopher Lee, Patti LuPone, Stephen Sondheim, Stephen King, board games, video games.
#secretsantaaonz
Horror, movies, books, spooky shit, musicals, Disney, Batman, comics, cats, bats, ghosts, Lego, wall art, Titanic, Christopher Lee, Patti LuPone, Stephen Sondheim, Stephen King, board games, video games.
#secretsantaaonz
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As we pass
Through arrangements of shadows
Toward the verticals of trees
Forever.
Through arrangements of shadows
Toward the verticals of trees
Forever.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As we pass
Through arrangements of shadows
Toward the verticals of trees
Forever.
Through arrangements of shadows
Toward the verticals of trees
Forever.
I desperately want to be a puzzle person. I used to love a wasgij, but I think I need to accept that it's not really my thing?
I like a crossword well enough as a time killer, but it's not something I'm passionate about.
Not really a colouring person.
🤷
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I like a crossword well enough as a time killer, but it's not something I'm passionate about.
Not really a colouring person.
🤷
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Kind of linking up to yesterday's question for #SecretSantaAoNZ are you a puzzles, or activity book kind of relaxer?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I desperately want to be a puzzle person. I used to love a wasgij, but I think I need to accept that it's not really my thing?
I like a crossword well enough as a time killer, but it's not something I'm passionate about.
Not really a colouring person.
🤷
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I like a crossword well enough as a time killer, but it's not something I'm passionate about.
Not really a colouring person.
🤷
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I have a PS5. Some of my favourite video games: Batman Arkham series, Oblivion, Skyrim, Outer Worlds, the Lego games, Fallout 4.
Fave board games: Disney Villainous, Horrified, Wingspan, Exploding Kittens.
I like word games like wordle and crosswords, but they're not a big part of my life.
Fave board games: Disney Villainous, Horrified, Wingspan, Exploding Kittens.
I like word games like wordle and crosswords, but they're not a big part of my life.
Another day, another chance to learn more about you #SecretSantaAoNZ
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have a PS5. Some of my favourite video games: Batman Arkham series, Oblivion, Skyrim, Outer Worlds, the Lego games, Fallout 4.
Fave board games: Disney Villainous, Horrified, Wingspan, Exploding Kittens.
I like word games like wordle and crosswords, but they're not a big part of my life.
Fave board games: Disney Villainous, Horrified, Wingspan, Exploding Kittens.
I like word games like wordle and crosswords, but they're not a big part of my life.
I just happened to find the perfect present for my giftee while walking down the road the other day.
It's now wrapped, packed, and waiting for the courier!
Feels pretty goooood.
#secretsantaaonz
It's now wrapped, packed, and waiting for the courier!
Feels pretty goooood.
#secretsantaaonz
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just happened to find the perfect present for my giftee while walking down the road the other day.
It's now wrapped, packed, and waiting for the courier!
Feels pretty goooood.
#secretsantaaonz
It's now wrapped, packed, and waiting for the courier!
Feels pretty goooood.
#secretsantaaonz
Favourite musicians: mostly musicals. Stephen Sondheim & Patti LuPone are my two faves.
Favourite authors: Stephen King, Joe Hill, Grady Hendrix (although I have all their stuff)
Book and tv genres: horror mostly.
Alice in Wonderland is a fave book, so any Alice merch is welcome.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Favourite authors: Stephen King, Joe Hill, Grady Hendrix (although I have all their stuff)
Book and tv genres: horror mostly.
Alice in Wonderland is a fave book, so any Alice merch is welcome.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
A new question for today #SecretSantaAoNZ
This one might require a few replies to answer, at least for me.
This one might require a few replies to answer, at least for me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Favourite musicians: mostly musicals. Stephen Sondheim & Patti LuPone are my two faves.
Favourite authors: Stephen King, Joe Hill, Grady Hendrix (although I have all their stuff)
Book and tv genres: horror mostly.
Alice in Wonderland is a fave book, so any Alice merch is welcome.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Favourite authors: Stephen King, Joe Hill, Grady Hendrix (although I have all their stuff)
Book and tv genres: horror mostly.
Alice in Wonderland is a fave book, so any Alice merch is welcome.
#SecretSantaAoNZ