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@oneangrywaiter.bsky.social
Malcontent. Food, wine, golf, and cats. Sorry, I forgot to mention video games.
I spent the last week with my nephews, my brother and his wife, and her parents. I was part of a conversation about pirates vs. dinosaurs and it was epic.
Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
June 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I spent the last week with my nephews, my brother and his wife, and her parents. I was part of a conversation about pirates vs. dinosaurs and it was epic.
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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
I like to stay up late and blast jazz music. Your neighborhood can’t call you out for liking Herbie Hancock.
June 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I like to stay up late and blast jazz music. Your neighborhood can’t call you out for liking Herbie Hancock.
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Grok’s going to get one of Musk’s updates again. Can’t wait to see what conspiracy theory it just repeats nonstop this time.
June 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Grok’s going to get one of Musk’s updates again. Can’t wait to see what conspiracy theory it just repeats nonstop this time.
Found out all my favorite accounts are over here. Gonna try, but how do I get the timeline right? New Reverse sucks. I wanna follow the drama, not get caught up with it.
June 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Found out all my favorite accounts are over here. Gonna try, but how do I get the timeline right? New Reverse sucks. I wanna follow the drama, not get caught up with it.
At 42 years old I thought I’d seen everything. Nope, I lost my comb. It’s just gone. I’ve tossed every drawer.
November 9, 2023 at 5:26 AM
At 42 years old I thought I’d seen everything. Nope, I lost my comb. It’s just gone. I’ve tossed every drawer.
Once again I have to fight the spiral staircase. For the phone company put the router up there. And, yea, did they make it a bitch to reset.
November 8, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Once again I have to fight the spiral staircase. For the phone company put the router up there. And, yea, did they make it a bitch to reset.
Playing my yearly Halloween week playthrough of Alan Wake, and goddamn do they nail the atmosphere.
October 26, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Playing my yearly Halloween week playthrough of Alan Wake, and goddamn do they nail the atmosphere.
Any day you get to pet a pooch with a super soft snoot, that’s a good day at work. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
October 18, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Any day you get to pet a pooch with a super soft snoot, that’s a good day at work. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
The thing about Genius is that when you see it, in front of your eyes, you’re like how is anyone this good at anything.
October 13, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The thing about Genius is that when you see it, in front of your eyes, you’re like how is anyone this good at anything.
It’s Fat Bear Day. Hallelujah.
October 11, 2023 at 12:55 PM
It’s Fat Bear Day. Hallelujah.
So I was a little drunj last night, now I have to play this game en François. La vie, c’est quoi?
October 6, 2023 at 4:39 AM
So I was a little drunj last night, now I have to play this game en François. La vie, c’est quoi?
There’s something utterly satisfying about buying booze with actual corks. The sound conveys quality. Then again you run the risk of TCA Cork Taint and that’s a whole other conversation.
October 6, 2023 at 4:32 AM
There’s something utterly satisfying about buying booze with actual corks. The sound conveys quality. Then again you run the risk of TCA Cork Taint and that’s a whole other conversation.
No one will see this, but: TAKE CARE OF YOUR FEET. My toes are caked like Curly’s left hand.
October 1, 2023 at 4:41 AM
No one will see this, but: TAKE CARE OF YOUR FEET. My toes are caked like Curly’s left hand.
I’ve been watching golf for 3 hours now.
September 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM
I’ve been watching golf for 3 hours now.
NBC airing commercials for Magnum P.I. and Quantum Leap has me questioning what year it is.
September 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM
NBC airing commercials for Magnum P.I. and Quantum Leap has me questioning what year it is.
All these fat bear week skeets are making me want some salmon.
September 28, 2023 at 4:43 PM
All these fat bear week skeets are making me want some salmon.
After forty, your body forgets how to sleep in on your day off. I’d go for a walk, but I did over 4 miles at work last night.
September 24, 2023 at 11:26 AM
After forty, your body forgets how to sleep in on your day off. I’d go for a walk, but I did over 4 miles at work last night.
I’m addicted to fermented black bean paste and black vinegar. Be sure to use a good oyster sauce to balance it all out.
September 24, 2023 at 5:53 AM
I’m addicted to fermented black bean paste and black vinegar. Be sure to use a good oyster sauce to balance it all out.
@thegurglingcod.bsky.social is it bad that i still do all the Clemson things like chanting and the CLEMSO-N. Feels fratty.
September 17, 2023 at 4:37 AM
@thegurglingcod.bsky.social is it bad that i still do all the Clemson things like chanting and the CLEMSO-N. Feels fratty.
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so the dinosaurs “ruled the earth” by just milling about aimlessly and eating shit but if i do that i am “obviously depressed” and “disappointing your father”?
September 13, 2023 at 6:42 PM
so the dinosaurs “ruled the earth” by just milling about aimlessly and eating shit but if i do that i am “obviously depressed” and “disappointing your father”?
Yeah, I’m eating broccoli past midnight. I’m such a badass.
September 13, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Yeah, I’m eating broccoli past midnight. I’m such a badass.
An inch of rain in twenty minutes is a bit much. I *get* it climate change. I ride a bike or carpool.
September 13, 2023 at 6:11 AM
An inch of rain in twenty minutes is a bit much. I *get* it climate change. I ride a bike or carpool.
Pretty sure I have a broken rib. Def have a broken finger.
September 10, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Pretty sure I have a broken rib. Def have a broken finger.
9am on a Saturday and I’ve done the dishes and laundry. Holy fuck, I’m old.
September 9, 2023 at 1:01 PM
9am on a Saturday and I’ve done the dishes and laundry. Holy fuck, I’m old.