Ominous Pooltoy 🔞
@ominouspooltoy.ing
Squeaky pooltoy, maker of music.
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
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Inflatable animals on the beach are always a good time.
< Art by @auzutea.bsky.social! Featuring @actionmartini.bsky.social's Dew. >
< Art by @auzutea.bsky.social! Featuring @actionmartini.bsky.social's Dew. >
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Inflatable animals on the beach are always a good time.
< Art by @auzutea.bsky.social! Featuring @actionmartini.bsky.social's Dew. >
< Art by @auzutea.bsky.social! Featuring @actionmartini.bsky.social's Dew. >
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Did not expect a random Jimmy Wuffster appering
On a random youtube short about diVine 😆
On a random youtube short about diVine 😆
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Did not expect a random Jimmy Wuffster appering
On a random youtube short about diVine 😆
On a random youtube short about diVine 😆
brain-eating amiibo
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
brain-eating amiibo
AI does not create, it generates.
Creation requires intention, emotion, imagination, experience.
All AI can manage is mashing stuff together in a ratio that provides a mathematical result that resembles what has already been created.
Even then, the computer's result is often wrong.
O the irony...
Creation requires intention, emotion, imagination, experience.
All AI can manage is mashing stuff together in a ratio that provides a mathematical result that resembles what has already been created.
Even then, the computer's result is often wrong.
O the irony...
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
AI does not create, it generates.
Creation requires intention, emotion, imagination, experience.
All AI can manage is mashing stuff together in a ratio that provides a mathematical result that resembles what has already been created.
Even then, the computer's result is often wrong.
O the irony...
Creation requires intention, emotion, imagination, experience.
All AI can manage is mashing stuff together in a ratio that provides a mathematical result that resembles what has already been created.
Even then, the computer's result is often wrong.
O the irony...
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
Fun fact: Most domesticated puppygirls aren't nearly smart enough to use the toilet... So why let them?
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fun fact: Most domesticated puppygirls aren't nearly smart enough to use the toilet... So why let them?
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Oh yeah. You're so cool and popular at your sleepover.
Until Mom or Dad need to come in to deliver snacks.
Everyone is having a good time, you're making your friends laugh, and everyone seems to think you're the life of the party.
Then, you feel a tug on your pants-
Until Mom or Dad need to come in to deliver snacks.
Everyone is having a good time, you're making your friends laugh, and everyone seems to think you're the life of the party.
Then, you feel a tug on your pants-
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Oh yeah. You're so cool and popular at your sleepover.
Until Mom or Dad need to come in to deliver snacks.
Everyone is having a good time, you're making your friends laugh, and everyone seems to think you're the life of the party.
Then, you feel a tug on your pants-
Until Mom or Dad need to come in to deliver snacks.
Everyone is having a good time, you're making your friends laugh, and everyone seems to think you're the life of the party.
Then, you feel a tug on your pants-
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IDK what conversation gel is but I seem to be making a lot of it.
It's too thick to go down the toilet.
Help.
It's too thick to go down the toilet.
Help.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
IDK what conversation gel is but I seem to be making a lot of it.
It's too thick to go down the toilet.
Help.
It's too thick to go down the toilet.
Help.
Fun fact: The handle on an average twoddlephone is so gangly, it has been known to cause ocular vaginosis in primates born 2012-2018. The only known preventative measure is the consumption of 7 to 8 red grapes on the 2nd day of every month, while listening to hit song "Pump Up The Jam".
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fun fact: The handle on an average twoddlephone is so gangly, it has been known to cause ocular vaginosis in primates born 2012-2018. The only known preventative measure is the consumption of 7 to 8 red grapes on the 2nd day of every month, while listening to hit song "Pump Up The Jam".
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Me when someone says big words to me
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me when someone says big words to me
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me when i take public transit:
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
me when i take public transit:
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CLICK
Time for puppy brain
CLICK
Stop being a person
CLICK
Stop acting like a human, we both know you aren't one
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Just give in and be a good puppy~
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Time for puppy brain
CLICK
Stop being a person
CLICK
Stop acting like a human, we both know you aren't one
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Just give in and be a good puppy~
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
CLICK
Time for puppy brain
CLICK
Stop being a person
CLICK
Stop acting like a human, we both know you aren't one
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Just give in and be a good puppy~
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Time for puppy brain
CLICK
Stop being a person
CLICK
Stop acting like a human, we both know you aren't one
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Just give in and be a good puppy~
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
Holy fuck...
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Holy fuck...
*Goes #11 in her diaper*
*Confused squeaking*
*Confused squeaking*
It's 11 11 at 11
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
*Goes #11 in her diaper*
*Confused squeaking*
*Confused squeaking*
It doesn't matter if it's November, now's as good a time as any to reject biology and become pooltoy!
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It doesn't matter if it's November, now's as good a time as any to reject biology and become pooltoy!
I am once again squeaking.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am once again squeaking.
In the UK, if someone starts fake smiling at you unprompted, it usually means they're about to try sell you a new religion or recruit you into an MLM scheme.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In the UK, if someone starts fake smiling at you unprompted, it usually means they're about to try sell you a new religion or recruit you into an MLM scheme.
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I invited @treblehusqueak.bsky.social thinking he'd help me with the @dariomouse.bsky.social situation. He had other ideas.
Treble model by @fullforceural.bsky.social
Treble model by @fullforceural.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I invited @treblehusqueak.bsky.social thinking he'd help me with the @dariomouse.bsky.social situation. He had other ideas.
Treble model by @fullforceural.bsky.social
Treble model by @fullforceural.bsky.social
Wii U is stored in the uterus.
That's what the U stands for.
That's what the U stands for.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wii U is stored in the uterus.
That's what the U stands for.
That's what the U stands for.
Wii is stored in the balls
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wii is stored in the balls
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AND WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
HAVING A WANK?
A SUCCULENT BEDTIME WANK?
HAVING A WANK?
A SUCCULENT BEDTIME WANK?
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
AND WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
HAVING A WANK?
A SUCCULENT BEDTIME WANK?
HAVING A WANK?
A SUCCULENT BEDTIME WANK?